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nAz
10-19-2007, 12:15 PM
What am I doing wrong?

Okay, I'm tired of beating around the bush. I'm a beautiful
(spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I'm articulate and classy.
I'm not from New York . I'm looking to get married to a guy who makes at
least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind
that a million a year is middle class in New York City , so I don't think
I'm overreaching at all.

Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives? Could
you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average around
200 - 250. But that's where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000 won't get
me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who was married
to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she's not as pretty as
I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I
get to her level?

Here are my questions specifically:

- Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics- bars,
restaurants, gyms

-What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys, you won't hurt my
feelings

-Is there an age range I should be targeting (I'm 25)?

- Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the upper east
side so plain? I've seen really 'plain jane' boring types who have
nothing to offer married to incredibly wealthy guys. I've seen drop dead
gorgeous girls in singles bars in the east village. What's the story
there?

- Jobs I should look out for? Everyone knows - lawyer, investment
banker, doctor. How much do those guys really make? And where do they
hang out? Where do the hedge fund guys hang out?

- How you decide marriage vs. just a girlfriend? I am looking for
MARRIAGE ONLY

Please hold your insults - I'm putting myself out there in an honest
way. Most beautiful women are superficial; at least I'm being up front
about it. I wouldn't be searching for these kind of guys if I wasn't
able to match them - in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping a
nice home and hearth.

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PostingID: 432279810
THE ANSWER
Dear Pers-431649184:
I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully
about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your predicament.
Firstly, I'm not wasting your time, I qualify as a guy who fits your
bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said here's how I
see it.

Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a
cr@ppy business deal. Here's why. Cutting through all the B.S., what you
suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I bring
my money. Fine, simple. But here's the rub, your looks will fade and my
money will likely continue into perpetuity...in fact, it is very likely
that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won't
be getting any more beautiful!

So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning
asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation
accelerates! Let me explain, you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty
hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in
earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!

So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a buy
and hold...hence the rub...marriage. It doesn't make good business sense
to "buy you" (which is what you're asking) so I'd rather lease. In case
you think I'm being cruel, I would say the following. If my money were
to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It's
as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage.

Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets. So,
I wonder why a girl as "articulate, classy and spectacularly beautiful"
as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it hard to
believe that if you are as gorgeous as you say you are that the $500K
hasn't found you, if not only for a tryout.

By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money and then
we wouldn't need to have this difficult conversation.

With all that said, I must say you're going about it the right way.
Classic "pump and dump."
I hope this is helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of
lease, let me know.


Brian Wilhite
Nollenberger Capital Partners
Corporate EVP/Director of Capital Markets
101 California St. #3100
SF, CA 94111
Direct- 415.402.6010
Mobile- 415.717.0424
Aim IM: Bwilhite NCP

Drop1
10-19-2007, 12:28 PM
Bless the free market system. I wonder,does she send photos?

wolfdancer
10-19-2007, 12:43 PM
nAz...that was funny...
101 California has some tragic memories for many in SF....that's where the shooting rampage took place
web page (http://www.zpub.com/sf/1993/ferri.html)
Years before that, an investment broker opened his new office there with great fanfare..a half million in paintings on the wall (when a half-mil was a lot of money)spotlights, champagne, limousines ...endorsements by wealthy people of the double digit returns,etc.....but months later, just like at Jericho....the walls came tumbling down..it was just a pyramid scheme.
so this gal looked in the mirror, and decided this a** has got to be worth at least a half mil a year...must be a Republican /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

wolfdancer
10-19-2007, 12:44 PM
Harry, you couldn't afford her, unless she charged by the minute

Drop1
10-19-2007, 01:02 PM
Ya know Wolf,the average time it takes a guy to blow his wad,is four seconds,I think a minute,would be way too much time and money.Oh! I almost forgot,the average time an orgazim lasts for a woman is seventeen seconds. When you really feel down,read "Eleven Minutes"

Deeman3
10-19-2007, 02:15 PM
I bought me one of those once. After a painful lesson, I married the first good woman who thought I didn't have a dime. I do have to admit, it was nice ride for while... /ccboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

wolfdancer
10-19-2007, 02:47 PM
I think you are a fortunate man, from what you have written about your wife...have a great weekend, and stay alert !!

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wolfdancer
10-19-2007, 03:10 PM
I was thinking Harry could afford maybe 3, 4 minutes....and as
Art. 125 of the UCMJ states "penetration, however slight is enough to complete the offense"....and for her to demand payment...if you get the drift /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif