View Full Version : A new plan for the war..att'n nAz

10-19-2007, 04:20 PM
nAz, hope you get to see this....I was in tears...best laugh I've had in a long time
web page (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INfZPrVFky4)

10-19-2007, 04:27 PM
That was funny.


10-19-2007, 04:36 PM
Here's the Earl Pitts for President Plan:

We need troop surge of only 125 squads of 8 men each.

They will be selected from the most remote areas of Appalachia to ensure they have no prior knowledge of the mideast culture.

They will be referred to as the RSF, or Redneck Special Forces.

They will each be given 10K rounds of ammo and airdropped into Iraq with only a few basic pieces of info:

1-It's open season.
2-There's no limit.
3-They taste like chicken.
4-You don't need a license.
5-They don't like the baby Jesus.
6-They think beer should be illegal.
7-They think Penthouse should be illegal.
8-They were personally responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.


10-19-2007, 04:40 PM
they were personally responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt

them's fighting words, fer sure...thanks for the laugh

10-19-2007, 07:05 PM
Any time bro.


10-19-2007, 09:03 PM
damn... my windows sys. is having problems playing Flash files, ill check it out on my Linux box when i get home later.

10-20-2007, 12:05 AM
Thanks for sharing. Patton does have the ultimate solution for Iran - turn the nukes into GLASS - like was done in Syria.

How can we lose - save politics?