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10-20-2007, 08:15 PM
" Dear (wolf).....,There is no doubt about the fact that it could be more difficult for you to get a mortgage loan if you are a free lance viola player than if you are a government accountant. Traditionally, lenders have been more cautious when evaluating loan applications from buyers who are self-employed than from those who work for a regular salary.

If you are self-employed, there is no reason for you to shy away from applying for a home mortgage loan, especially if your earnings have been in the same field for at least two years. Before you begin your search for a house, it is a good idea to meet with an agent of your choice who will be happy to accompany you as you meet with one or more loan officers. They will probably want to analyze your tax returns for the past 2 or 3 years. Because people who are self-employed can write off many expenses that salaried individuals cannot, it is possible that self-employed individuals may look impoverished on paper. Try to get pre-approval from the lender, and ask for a letter to that effect which the real estate agent can attach to any offer you submit on a home. This will make you look more attractive to the sellers."
Is this a **** yes, or a no? Can't any of these pencil pushers give me a straight *** answer.
I'm not only a clandestine viola player for the CIA, but I got me more write-offs then the NY Yankees have with their bad sign ups.
I'm also covertly employed by the SS actuary committee, testing out the new tables....and I got the paychecks to prove it. Now all I want to do is buy me a couple dozen FEMA trailers and begin a campsite for right wing tourists