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S0Noma
10-28-2007, 10:54 AM
1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.

2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.

3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.

4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Flower.

5. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?

6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.

7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.

8. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?

9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.

10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.

11. Unlike back home, the guy sitting in Starbucks at 8:30 a.m. wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney.

12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.

13. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?

14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: 'STORM WATCH.'

15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cell phones or Ipods.

16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.

17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????

18. Both you AND your dog have therapists, psychics, per sonal trainers and cosmetic surgeons.

19. The Terminator is your governor.

20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If you're here illegally, they want to give you one.

Gayle in MD
10-28-2007, 12:48 PM
Thanks for the laugh, they're all good. Can't remember, is pot legal? /ccboard/images/graemlins/wink.gif

cushioncrawler
10-28-2007, 06:02 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote Gayle in MD:</font><hr> Thanks for the laugh, they're all good. Can't remember, is pot legal?<hr /></blockquote>Gayle -- Pot iz illegal, koz the timber industry made it so. madMac.

Gayle in MD
10-29-2007, 01:20 PM
Tell me the story, friend, that's one I missed. I thought it was illegal because we were having a Republican "War" shortage.

Gayle in Md.

cushioncrawler
10-29-2007, 04:50 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote Gayle in MD:</font><hr> Tell me the story, friend, that's one I missed. I thought it was illegal because we were having a Republican "War" shortage. Gayle in Md.<hr /></blockquote>Gayle -- I redd it on one of the hemp sites. The ban woz brort in by the timber industry, koz, hemp iz az good az timber (or better than) for allmost everything, paper, string, cloth, reinforcing, board etc, but, hemp can be grown by the small guy, ie big bizness karnt control it, but, koz there would be a big backlash if they banned hemp, they called it marijuana so that nobody would notice, it worked, then all they hadta do woz to get every country in the world to ban it, which they did throo the UN and throo the fineprint at the bottom of all of the USA $$$ handouts and USA trade-deals. madMac.