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S0Noma
10-31-2007, 08:56 AM
While walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco, a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree.

Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing?"

"I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied.

"You've gotta be kiddin' me."

"No, would you like to give it a try?"

http://i7.tinypic.com/4zk2lc8.jpg

Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..." So he wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it. With this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left.

Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, "What the heck happened to you?"

He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there. When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear and said, "This just ain't gonna be your day, cupcake..."

Wally_in_Cincy
10-31-2007, 09:44 AM
Would this be classified as gay bashing?

bamadog
10-31-2007, 10:49 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote Wally_in_Cincy:</font><hr> Would this be classified as gay bashing? <hr /></blockquote>

Only if repeated by a Republican.

I've been hearing several variations of this joke for at least 25 yrs.

Wally_in_Cincy
10-31-2007, 11:04 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote bamadog:</font><hr> I've been hearing several variations of this joke for at least 25 yrs. <hr /></blockquote>

Yeah the old ones are the best.

bamadog
10-31-2007, 12:36 PM
In all the older versions, that I've heard, the victim was an attractive young lady. But maybe Sonoma has more, how shall I say this, "exotic" tastes.

bsmutz
10-31-2007, 12:52 PM
When I first heard it at least 40 years ago, it was a hitchhiker and his hands were tied to his ankles as he was left by the side of the road. A truck driver stopped to finish making his day. /ccboard/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

Wally_in_Cincy
10-31-2007, 12:53 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote bsmutz:</font><hr> When I first heard it at least 40 years ago, it was a hitchhiker and his hands were tied to his ankles as he was left by the side of the road. A truck driver stopped to finish making his day. /ccboard/images/graemlins/shocked.gif <hr /></blockquote>

trucker bashing /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif

LWW
10-31-2007, 01:55 PM
I've noticed that from the neolefties on other boards as well...it seems that an inordinate amount of them have homoerotic fantasies?

LWW

S0Noma
10-31-2007, 03:04 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote bamadog:</font><hr> In all the older versions, that I've heard, the victim was an attractive young lady. But maybe Sonoma has more, how shall I say this, "exotic" tastes. <hr /></blockquote>

Oh yeah - no doubt about it! Gotta love it.
http://i17.tinypic.com/62e3vpl.jpg

bsmutz
10-31-2007, 03:17 PM
No greater joy than a big butt boy!

S0Noma
10-31-2007, 03:18 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote LWW:</font><hr> I've noticed that from the neolefties on other boards as well...it seems that an inordinate amount of them have homoerotic fantasies?

LWW <hr /></blockquote>

Prolly neo-cuz they never got the neo-chance to neo-join the neo-boyscouts and earn them one of them cool neo-merit badges? Whadda ya neo-think, neo-LWW?

http://i18.tinypic.com/6819vnb.jpg

LWW
10-31-2007, 03:40 PM
What do I think?

I think you are the typical misinformed trollwho is too misinformed to realize their own trolliness.

LWW

S0Noma
10-31-2007, 03:45 PM
http://i16.tinypic.com/43pa2h5.jpg

S0Noma
10-31-2007, 04:21 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote LWW:</font><hr> What do I think?

I think you are the typical misinformed trollwho is too misinformed to realize their own trolliness.

LWW <hr /></blockquote>

Wow! An entire post without a single use of the ridiculous term: NEO!

Good on ya, buddy. Couldn't have been easy for you!

Neo-Sonoma

Wally_in_Cincy
10-31-2007, 06:07 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote S0Noma:</font><hr> http://i18.tinypic.com/6819vnb.jpg



<hr /></blockquote>

This makes me happy I sent money to the Boy Scouts for their legal defense fund.

Were you pleased when the Democrat conventioneers booed the Boy Scouts when they presented the American flag at the 1996 (or 2000?) Democrat convention?

hondo
10-31-2007, 06:21 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote LWW:</font><hr> I've noticed that from the neolefties on other boards as well...it seems that an inordinate amount of them have homoerotic fantasies?

LWW <hr /></blockquote>

A guy posts a joke &amp; you &amp; Dog attack him.
I'm really starting to lose respect for you, brother.

Wally_in_Cincy
10-31-2007, 07:02 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote hondo:</font><hr>
A guy posts a joke &amp; you &amp; Dog attack him.
I'm really starting to lose respect for you, brother. <hr /></blockquote>

we learned well from the left wing "hate machine"

hondo
10-31-2007, 07:39 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote Wally_in_Cincy:</font><hr> <hr /></blockquote>

Oh, is that where Dog &amp; Dubya got their methods?
I had no idea.
I saw more hate coming from Karl Rove political
machine in the last election than I have ever seen from
Democrats in my 59 years.
But, I guess we see what we want to believe. Right, Wally?
.................................................. ..
we learned well from the left wing "hate machine" <hr /></blockquote>

LWW
10-31-2007, 07:47 PM
You show your true colors again my friend.

Your buddy posts an anti gay joke followed by an anti Boy Scouts lie and you accuse me of hating and attacking?

LWW

LWW
10-31-2007, 07:50 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote S0Noma:</font><hr> <blockquote><font class="small">Quote LWW:</font><hr> What do I think?

I think you are the typical misinformed trollwho is too misinformed to realize their own trolliness.

LWW <hr /></blockquote>

Wow! An entire post without a single use of the ridiculous term: NEO!

Good on ya, buddy. Couldn't have been easy for you!

Neo-Sonoma <hr /></blockquote>
The correct signature would have been Demens Sonoma, as there is nothing neo there.

LWW

S0Noma
10-31-2007, 11:32 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote LWW:</font><hr> You show your true colors again my friend.

Your buddy posts an anti gay joke followed by an anti Boy Scouts lie and you accuse me of hating and attacking?

LWW <hr /></blockquote>

Oh yeah, rabid anti-gay - that's me. Good thing we have upstanding Americans like you to speak out on their behalf. Where would they be without you? I'm certain you must have gone out of your way to help the homosexual population in any way you could. LWW &lt;--- staunch gay defender. LOfrickingL!!
http://www.freedomtomarry.org/images/photos/032006/studio_ndr_editorial066.jpg

LWW
11-01-2007, 04:39 AM
I defend the rights of all Americans, not just those I agree with.

Now, go argue with your strawman likeness of me.

LWW

hondo
11-01-2007, 06:22 AM
He posted cartoons. You &amp; Dog attack him personally.
But you knew that, didn't you?
My true colors are the REAL Red, White, &amp; Blue.
Not neo-red, white &amp; blue. /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

eg8r
11-01-2007, 06:26 AM
[ QUOTE ]
Your buddy posts an anti gay joke <hr /></blockquote> There was nothing anti-gay in the joke. Maybe you could explain yourself here?

eg8r

LWW
11-01-2007, 07:26 AM
Other than portraying a gay man as a rapist, nothing at all.

LWW

LWW
11-01-2007, 07:27 AM
Your true colors are well known sir.

LWW

eg8r
11-01-2007, 07:30 AM
[ QUOTE ]
Other than portraying a gay man as a rapist, nothing at all. <hr /></blockquote> No rape, he was giving the tree hugger exactly what he wanted. Why else would he be handcuffed to a tree. /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif

eg8r

S0Noma
11-01-2007, 07:49 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote eg8r:</font><hr> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;font class="small"&gt;Quote:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;hr /&gt;
Your buddy posts an anti gay joke <hr /></blockquote> There was nothing anti-gay in the joke. Maybe you could explain yourself here?

eg8r <hr /></blockquote>

Good question, Eg8r! Suppose we take a look at how LWW and his pal Bambi handled the homosexual implications in the punchline of that joke?

http://i5.tinypic.com/67g349k.jpg

Here Bambi does his best (okay - now give him a break here - we all know by now that Bambi has trouble writing a complete sentence much less formulating a thought) to cast an aspersion at me. What is that aspersion you ask? Why maybe Sonoma posted that joke with the gay punchline because he has 'how shall we say' "gay leanings" (Bambi is actually trying to say: "okay, so maybe Sonoma is a fag - whudda you real men think? I mean, only a fag would post a joke with a fag punchline. right? You know all those lefties are girlie-men who wet their pants ,.... sound of good old boy laughter as Marlboro Man on horse rides off into the sunset.)

But it doesn't stop there. Why should it? I mean it's time for Mr. Wrapped in the Flag himself, LWW, to toss in his two cents about the gay thing:

http://i8.tinypic.com/4knyxcw.jpg

An dang if he doesn't grab his big old tar brush and with one big smeary effort include both his favorite pet term (NEO) but all those he hates (lefties) and of course me as being inclined towards "homoerotic fantasies". So, now it's out in the open - clearly Sonoma is gay. Otherwise why would he post what is obviously a gay joke? Us real men all know what a male with 'homoerotic fantasies' is fantasizing about now don't we? (sounds of more good old boy guffawing).

Now we come to the icing on the cake - LoserWW - imagines that it's possible for him to have it BOTH WAYS - he decides to try and transform gay ME into a gay basher. Now, please, Eg8r, don't ask me HOW he thinks that he can do this after his little 'homoerotic' dig (genuine, certifiable, gay bashing if you're wondering). But, as you well know by now, LoserWW isn't one to ever let the truth or the facts get in his way.

http://i5.tinypic.com/4xwp46w.jpg

Oh my - That gay boy, Sonoma is anti-gay AND he lies about the boy scouts! (Eg8r - you've got to know that by now I am rolling on the floor with laughter - this is guy is SO fricking twisted that his mama could put salt on him and sell him for a pretzel.)

And then the capper - LoserWW the defender of All AMERICANS! He sure was showing his true colors re how he feels about the gays with the 'neo-lefties - homoerotic fantasies' post - and they weren't Red, White and Blue colors now were they?

The big LIE (he doesn't defend the rights of all Americans - only the Americans who believe the same screwed up crap that he does) followed by one last smear - Accusing me of mounting a strawman argument (ie: Sonoma is gay and that's why he posted the joke and those horrid cartoons) and that I don't REALLY know who he is:

http://i10.tinypic.com/507afro.jpg

Well LoserWW - FYI that's not the problem here. The problem here is that I DO KNOW WHO YOU ARE - you are a liar and a certifiable homophobe and a man who will use whatever hate tactic he things he can get by with to discredit the people who see him for the weak minded, coward and bully that he actually is.

I know that my shining a spotlight on his duplicity isn't likely to register in hus feeble brain, but wouldn't it be swell if he din't keep trying the same bull$hit tactics over and over again - not with me or the others here. We all know what he's up to and none of us are really so stupid (well, with the notable exception of Bambi) that we're going to swallow the crap he's trying to dish out.

Later guys - have bigger fish to fry - this one's toast.

Sonoma

Gayle in MD
11-01-2007, 08:33 AM
Ever read up on Rove's dirty tactics during the Texas campaign? You know, Bush Sr. kicked Rove out of his campaign. The son though, has no problem with the smutty little SOB. Even if it means outing a career secret agent, a specialist on WMD's. The documentary, Bush's Brain, provides a complete education on just how common Karl Rove, and George Bush, are. "The Dark Side" is a real commentary to what Dick cheney is all about. Pretty grim. /ccboard/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

LWW
11-01-2007, 09:02 AM
Sir or Madam...you have no clue of what you speak...but you knew that...nor do you have a clue who I am or what I believe...and I know this doesn't matter to you.

You are simply a spiteful, hate filled, close minded, bigot who exposes themself for what they are with far more eloquence than I could ever muster.

I ALSO consider insults and personal attacks from the likes of you to be a badge of honor.

LWW

S0Noma
11-01-2007, 09:40 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote LWW:</font><hr>
I ALSO consider insults and personal attacks from the likes of you to be a badge of honor.

LWW <hr /></blockquote>

Of course you do, LoserWW. Now let's talk about the rape joke, shall we? Because it WAS a rape joke and you and I both know it. It was also a rewrite of an old familiar joke that had been going the rounds of the good old boys circuit for many years. Here, let me refresh your memory - Bambi pegged it - he remembered the old joke when the 'victim' was an 'attractive young woman':

http://i5.tinypic.com/67g349k.jpg

Now, we have to pause here and consider two things - first off it IS and WAS a rape joke. Which means that if you are genuinely concerned (which of course you are not) about rape joke victims? You would have immediately brought your slimy compatriot up short by denouncing him. But NO, you don't do that - you decide to focus on the homoerotic fantasy that has all us NEO-lefties in it's grip.

In other words - the rape joke was funny as hell back when you an dork breath could visualize yourselves as the rapist and a helpless 'attractive young woman' was the victim. But switch the roles? You the hapless victim and a gay male about to penetrate your unprotected anus with his penis? Oh my - that's not funny at all. It's a gay rape joke and it's a gay bashing joke and it's just plain wrong!

The truth is scumbag, that it was wrong the first time when it portrayed the rape of a helpless woman as funny and it was wrong the second time when it portrayed a helpless male being raped (presumably heterosexual but - come to think of it - that part was never made clear. Maybe the handcuffed guy was a fag too? - There's another twist for you. You only assume that he was hetero. But either, way rape isn't funny).

http://i3.tinypic.com/2z3nzwn.jpg

So, my question for you American Hero and Legend in Your Own Mind - is 'How come you think raping women is okay and don't say one word about it - but if you can play the homophobia card to smear someone you dislike? Suddenly you are up in arms about gay rape and are making every effort to make it appear as if you are acting nobly to 'protect' all gays from being bashed?

The bottom line here is that the REAL JOKE is you and a sick one at that.

hope this helps

LWW
11-01-2007, 09:54 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote S0Noma:</font><hr>But NO, you don't do that - you decide to focus on the homoerotic fantasy that has all us NEO-lefties in it's grip.<hr /></blockquote>
Well, at least you admit it ... that's the 1st step.

Second, it was tasteless joke without regard to straight or gay.

I said nothing to the Dawg because he didn't TELL a joke about rape, he merely recalled HEARING it before.

Now, let's talk about your inner anger and need to call names of everyone you disagree with shall we...

...are you disturbed that you have these homerotic fantasies? Were you yourself handcuffed and raped? What drives you to drink Haterade so prodigiously?

I want to help you recover and become a functioning forum member who makes coherent contributions. There are a lot of us pulling for you.

LWW

eg8r
11-01-2007, 09:59 AM
[ QUOTE ]
Second, it was tasteless joke without regard to straight or gay. <hr /></blockquote> Great so now you admit that it was NOT an anti-gay joke as you tried to point out. It is a pro-rape joke which should not be funny, however the joke did make me laugh.

eg8r

S0Noma
11-01-2007, 10:05 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote eg8r:</font><hr> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;font class="small"&gt;Quote:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;hr /&gt;
Second, it was tasteless joke without regard to straight or gay. <hr /></blockquote> Great so now you admit that it was NOT an anti-gay joke as you tried to point out. It is a pro-rape joke which should not be funny, however the joke did make me laugh.

eg8r <hr /></blockquote>

He's squirming like a worm on a hook. Lashing out in all directions and lying his a$$ off as usual. It's a very sick man we've got here Eg8r.

But at least everyone can see him now for what he is.

Sonoma &lt;-- laughed at the joke when he read it too - but not nearly as hard as I'm laughing now at the punching bag otherwise known as 'LWW'.

S0Noma
11-01-2007, 10:13 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote LWW:</font><hr>
...are you disturbed that you have these homerotic fantasies? Were you yourself handcuffed and raped? What drives you to drink Haterade so prodigiously?

I want to help you recover and become a functioning forum member who makes coherent contributions. There are a lot of us pulling for you.

LWW <hr /></blockquote>

Dang! Is that foam I see on your lips? Appears that you may have wet your pants to boot. Tsk... tsk.. tsk...

Someone should have warned you about me before I got here - oh wait, someone did try and you wouldn't listen. Now I'm here and I'm not going anywhere until Doge City is cleaned up of riffraff like you and Bambi.

Word to the wise? You are outmatched.

Never bring a knife to a gunfight my friend. Unless that's all you've got? So far it sure seems so - and a pen knife at that. That's just plain dumb.

S0Noma
11-01-2007, 10:28 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote LWW:</font><hr> <blockquote><font class="small">Quote S0Noma:</font><hr>But NO, you don't do that - you decide to focus on the homoerotic fantasy that has all us NEO-lefties in it's grip.<hr /></blockquote>
Well, at least you admit it ... that's the 1st step.

Second, it was tasteless joke without regard to straight or gay.

I said nothing to the Dawg because he didn't TELL a joke about rape, he merely recalled HEARING it before.

Now, let's talk about your inner anger and need to call names of everyone you disagree with shall we...

...are you disturbed that you have these homerotic fantasies? Were you yourself handcuffed and raped? What drives you to drink Haterade so prodigiously?

I want to help you recover and become a functioning forum member who makes coherent contributions. There are a lot of us pulling for you.

LWW <hr /></blockquote>

You ignored my two questions brainiac. Not only did you ignore them but you went right back to trying to play the homophobe card to smear someone you dislike (AGAIN!!).

Are you really that dense? The two questions are written in English after all.

Here - just for you - I'm posting them again - this time highlighted in color:

<font color="blue"> So, my question for you American Hero and Legend in Your Own Mind - is 'How come you think raping women is okay and don't say one word about it - but if you can play the homophobia card to smear someone you dislike you will? </font color>

LWW
11-01-2007, 10:38 AM
Not at all.

I stated it could be told 2 ways.

He chose what he chose. But, you knew that.

LWW

LWW
11-01-2007, 10:40 AM
Nice strawman.

But, of course, I didn't say that no matter how much you lie about it...but, you already knew that.

LWW

LWW
11-01-2007, 10:42 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote S0Noma:</font><hr>Word to the wise? You are outmatched.

Never bring a knife to a gunfight my friend. Unless that's all you've got? So far it sure seems so - and a pen knife at that. That's just plain dumb. <hr /></blockquote>
Ante up pal.

I just made the Dutchboy a challenge for making an equally ignorant statement.

Got a set?

LWW

Wally_in_Cincy
11-01-2007, 10:58 AM
SONoma,

Just because you are really good at insulting people and calling names does not make you right.

At least LWW presents his case without all the venom, unless of course someone attacks him first, and he usually shows admirable restraint even then.

I thought the joke was funny even though I had heard it before. I just posted the gay-bashing thing to prove a point. You lefties can be so sensitive about speech. You twist and turn an innocent remark or a stated political opinion into something you like to call "hate speech". I just turned the mirror on you, that's all.

eg8r
11-01-2007, 11:31 AM
[ QUOTE ]
Not at all.

I stated it could be told 2 ways.

He chose what he chose. But, you knew that. <hr /></blockquote> Once again, it does not matter which way you tell it, the issue is the rape, not the person doing the rape, or the person being raped. The joke is about someone getting raped. Why is this so tough for you the "self-proclaimed thinker"?

To put it another way...If the joke was told with a woman and she was raped by a guy that passes by, would you call the joke as anti-male, since it was a guy raping the female? No, that is why your argument holds no weight. You are being close-minded with the idea that you are never wrong and I have no problem pointing out you are wrong.

eg8r

hondo
11-01-2007, 11:47 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote LWW:</font><hr> Sir or Madam...you have no clue of what you speak...but you knew that...nor do you have a clue who I am or what I believe...and I know this doesn't matter to you.

You are simply a spiteful, hate filled, close minded, bigot who exposes themself for what they are with far more eloquence than I could ever muster.

I ALSO consider insults and personal attacks from the likes of you to be a badge of honor.

LWW <hr /></blockquote>

LMFAO! After the number he did on you, your response was
the equivelent of " Well, uh, yeah, hmm, that's what
you say."
Take your time before you respond to that clever, well thought out attack, buddy. I know you can do better than that!! /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

bsmutz
11-01-2007, 11:48 AM
I have it from highly reliable intelligence that the aforementioned couple ended up in a long term relationship and that any and all sexual antics were completely consensual. I have also heard from a fairly trusted source that someone named Long Wong Willie was one of the willing participants.

hondo
11-01-2007, 11:51 AM
Ouch! Still think it's all that easy over here, LWW?
Sonoma is kicking your arse worse than I've ever seen it kicked.
I'm almost starting to feel sorry for you. NOT! /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

hondo
11-01-2007, 12:01 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote Wally_in_Cincy:</font><hr> SONoma,

Just because you are really good at insulting people and calling names does not make you right.

At least LWW presents his case without all the venom, unless of course someone attacks him first, and he usually shows admirable restraint even then.

I thought the joke was funny even though I had heard it before. I just posted the gay-bashing thing to prove a point. You lefties can be so sensitive about speech. You twist and turn an innocent remark or a stated political opinion into something you like to call "hate speech". I just turned the mirror on you, that's all.

<hr /></blockquote>

Au contraire, Wally ole buddy. I think Sonoma
did an excellent job of showing how LWW twists
peoples' words to fit his beliefs.
He's getting his "logic" shoved back in his face
and is taking a worse arse whipping than I've ever
seen hom take.
I had him going about a year ago but all his cronies
on Az ganged up on me and I retreated.
Talk about gang rape! It hurt! /ccboard/images/graemlins/frown.gif

hondo
11-01-2007, 12:06 PM
Eg, LWW's taken so many power punches to head in this thread, he's going to be punch drunk for a month.
You can almost see the deer in the headlight look
right through the computer. /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

LWW
11-01-2007, 12:24 PM
It's not hard to understand at all.

It's left wing hypocrisy pure and simple.

I just love using their atactics against them...and had a conservative told the same joke the neoleftists would have went nuts.

LWW

LWW
11-01-2007, 12:26 PM
Of course I could, but I save my best work for people which have the intellectual capacity to appreciate my razor wit.

SONoma does not fill that bill...although with time I can turn him around if he has an open mind.

LWW

LWW
11-01-2007, 12:28 PM
Well...his mouth has remained shut, much as it did with you, when the money hit the table.

And Hondo, you keep switching horses. Why is that? Can't find a winner and tired of riding stuff that ought to be in the glue factory?

LWW

hondo
11-01-2007, 12:37 PM
Dismissing him as insignificant is one of your old
tricks,but it's not working this time.
Wolfie tried to warn you about this guy.
Dog can't help you. Try seeing if Chefjeff will
come over and spew some self-righteous indignation.
Maybe he can buy you some time to retreat with honor.

hondo
11-01-2007, 12:40 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote LWW:</font><hr> Well...his mouth has remained shut, much as it did with you, when the money hit the table.

And Hondo, you keep switching horses. Why is that? Can't find a winner and tired of riding stuff that ought to be in the glue factory?

LWW <hr /></blockquote>

I've been posting over at AZ. Check it out.
As for switching sides, you know I like you but I
can't help enjoy watching you speechless once in a while.

SUPERSTAR
11-01-2007, 08:36 PM
All this talk about rape, and the only one that really sticks out as far as i can tell is the UNBELIEVABLY BRUTAL BRONTOSAURUS SIZED ANAL RAPE of LWW by SONOMA.

I'd be surprised if LWW ever walks straight again. I would fully expect him to be pooping out of his bellybutton after that one.

Talk about DEEP!

DAMN!

hondo
11-01-2007, 09:24 PM
Believe it or not, he's over on AZ claiming victory!
And one of his cronies, Sixpack, is saying it
was a close decision.
The cronies are rallying behind their hero,
bless their little right wing hearts.

LAMas
11-01-2007, 10:29 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote S0Noma:</font><hr> <blockquote><font class="small">Quote LWW:</font><hr> You show your true colors again my friend.

Your buddy posts an anti gay joke followed by an anti Boy Scouts lie and you accuse me of hating and attacking?

LWW <hr /></blockquote>

Oh yeah, rabid anti-gay - that's me. Good thing we have upstanding Americans like you to speak out on their behalf. Where would they be without you? I'm certain you must have gone out of your way to help the homosexual population in any way you could. LWW &lt;--- staunch gay defender. LOfrickingL!!
http://www.freedomtomarry.org/images/photos/032006/studio_ndr_editorial066.jpg <hr /></blockquote>

http://www.studiondr.com/comics/pique/pique110.html

Thanks, for the source for this cartoon.


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S0Noma
11-01-2007, 10:37 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote LAMEass:</font><hr>
Thanks, for the source for this cartoon.


Politically InQueerect Comics 1.10



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LameAss - here's another one for you - hope you like it just as much:

http://i5.tinypic.com/6buulbl.gif

LAMas
11-01-2007, 10:47 PM
S0Noma who started this rape thread is now saying.

"But either, way rape isn't funny)."

Then why did he open this rape joke thread unless he is lying?
/ccboard/images/graemlins/confused.gif

bamadog
11-01-2007, 11:43 PM
Simple, he posted a joke and he saw the opportunity to ambush LWW with his juvenile tactics.
He knew LWW was too much of a gentleman to get down in the gutter with him.
So he basically sucker punched him.

I think everyone recognizes what a person of low character Sonoma is now.

It doesn't take a lot of courage or intelligence to personally attack someone on a board.
But to their face is a whole different matter.

LWW
11-02-2007, 04:15 AM
Thanks Dawg, but even his best are probably nothing moe than cut and paste thefts again.

In any event, I've laid down the offer to Mr/Mrs/Ms SONoma if he really thinks he's the smartest of the 2.

Here's the list of loud mouthed arses who haven't had a set after they opened their yap:

1-Hondo.
2-Purdman.
3-Busby Cue.
4-Superstar.
5-QTEC.
6-Wolfie.
7-Hippie Pool.
8-SONoma.

LWW

LWW
11-02-2007, 04:18 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote SUPERSTAR:</font><hr> All this talk about rape, and the only one that really sticks out as far as i can tell is the UNBELIEVABLY BRUTAL BRONTOSAURUS SIZED ANAL RAPE of LWW by SONOMA.

I'd be surprised if LWW ever walks straight again. I would fully expect him to be pooping out of his bellybutton after that one.

Talk about DEEP!

DAMN! <hr /></blockquote>
You have expressed your obsession with my muscular buttocks before sweetheart, but alas I'm happily married to the finest female I've ever known.

I'm sure you will make someone very happy however.

Now, toodle on along and go help those kids find their missing schoolbooks which George Bush stole.

LWW

hondo
11-02-2007, 07:00 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote LWW:</font><hr>



Here's the list of loud mouthed arses who haven't had a set after they opened their yap:

1-Hondo.
2-Purdman.
3-Busby Cue.
4-Superstar.
5-QTEC.
6-Wolfie.
7-Hippie Pool.
8-SONoma.

LWW <hr /></blockquote>

Yeah, he's a real gentleman all right, Dawg! LMFAO!
So you think an i.q. contest will prove you're
right about your lame-brained politics?
What a funny bird you are!
May I pick the topics?
How about English literature, grammar, history of theater,
Americana music, world religions, college basketball,
pro boxing, philosophy, movies from the 60s.
Why not debate Bush in history &amp; if he doesn't get
a single answer right, you might take a 2nd look at his world view.
I know he's never heard of the Crusades.

hondo
11-02-2007, 07:03 AM
LWW. The object of every liberal, girly man's desires.
Can't be easy being a sex object, buddy. Always having to
look behind you.

hondo
11-02-2007, 07:08 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote LWW:</font><hr> Thanks Dawg, but even his best are probably nothing moe than cut and paste thefts again.

In any event, I've laid down the offer to Mr/Mrs/Ms SONoma if he really thinks he's the smartest of the 2.

Here's the list of loud mouthed arses who haven't had a set after they opened their yap:

1-Hondo.
2-Purdman.
3-Busby Cue.
4-Superstar.
5-QTEC.
6-Wolfie.
7-Hippie Pool.
8-SONoma.

LWW <hr /></blockquote>

May I be honest? I find your constant " wanna have a history debate to see who's smarter" extremely
juvenile. Equivilant to a high school football boy
waving his penis around in the shower &amp; shouting" Mine's
bigger than your's is."
Grow up, for crying out loud!

SUPERSTAR
11-02-2007, 07:20 AM
Hey, i can't help if it is front page news every single time you get bent over and stuffed.
But since i happen to be entertained by it, and since it seems to happen to you a lot despite your inability to acknowledge it, i can see why you must think that.

Schoolbooks? Wow, still in complete denial about that huh.
Oh well.
So tell me CAMDEN/East St. Louis Illinois, have you spawned yet and passed that defective gene to your offspring?

LWW
11-02-2007, 08:03 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote hondo:</font><hr>May I be honest? I find your constant " wanna have a history debate to see who's smarter" extremely
juvenile. Equivilant to a high school football boy
waving his penis around in the shower &amp; shouting" Mine's
bigger than your's is."
Grow up, for crying out loud! <hr /></blockquote>
Well, that's a misrepresentation. But you knew that.

I've only laid out the IQ challenge to those foolish enough to claim they were smarter themself, or thatI was stupid.

Now, big boy, how is asking a loudmouthed arse to put up or shut up bad behavior on my part?

LWW

LWW
11-02-2007, 08:04 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote SUPERSTAR:</font><hr> Hey, i can't help if it is front page news every single time you get bent over and stuffed.
But since i happen to be entertained by it, and since it seems to happen to you a lot despite your inability to acknowledge it, i can see why you must think that.

Schoolbooks? Wow, still in complete denial about that huh.
Oh well.
So tell me CAMDEN/East St. Louis Illinois, have you spawned yet and passed that defective gene to your offspring?

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Sir, you don't even realize how ignorant you sound to anyone who remembers that discussion.

LWW

LAMas
11-02-2007, 08:51 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote SUPERSTAR:</font><hr> All this talk about rape, and the only one that really sticks out as far as i can tell is the UNBELIEVABLY BRUTAL BRONTOSAURUS SIZED ANAL RAPE of LWW by SONOMA.



I'd be surprised if LWW ever walks straight again. I would fully expect him to be pooping out of his bellybutton after that one.

Talk about DEEP!

DAMN! <hr /></blockquote>

How is that possible - please explain your and SONoma b***h's experiences?

http://www.exoticpetvet.net/reptile/rerepro.html

"Male and female reptiles do not have external genitalia"

SUPERSTAR
11-02-2007, 09:04 AM
Well, lets see.

You completely argued the wrong chapter simply because to actually argue the chapter i mentioned, you need the book. Since it wasn't as easy as a cut and paste job for you, you failed miserably as everyone saw, yet you continue to have selective amnesia in regards to this.

I guess the trauma of getting stuffed repeatedly has caused your brain to block out those incidents so that you could go on with life without having to slit your wrists along the way. It's perfectly understandable.

I mean, lets face it. If there is someone who should be put on suicide watch because of multiple rapes/stuffings, it's you.
But then again, look at you.
You must be an "lets get massively stuffed" junky.

When you discovered that the people on AZ actually have lives, and would rather spend time doing real things instead of sitting on the computer and raping you repeatedly, you started suffering withdrawal symptoms and came on over here to satisfy your addiction.

HAVING SAID THAT, you are steadily approaching a massive overdose.

I can see the headlines now, "LWW dies from massive get-ass-stuffed binge"

SUPERSTAR
11-02-2007, 09:24 AM
Ahh semantics.

Would it have been better if i had said KING KONG SIZED?

It's not about an actual Bronto doing the stuffing, it's about the relative size of the shaft used to stuff LWW.

Regardless of if a Bronto has a schlong or not. Everyone who read it, got the point. Even you.

But on those lines, how do we know what genitalia a Brontosaurus had, or if they were even reptiles to begins with.

Are there any live specimens of Brontosauruses that we can use to clarify the situation by taking their temperature?

I don't think so.

And in terms of egg layers and your link, there are animals on this planet who lay eggs, that ARE NOT REPTILES, who DO have external genitalia.

and regardless of semantics i can guarantee you that LWW FELT like he got stuffed by something Bronto sized, even if it didn't come from a Bronto.

Nice try though.

bamadog
11-02-2007, 11:07 AM
I'm hoping that the big brave sonoma takes LWW up on his IQ challenge. And I'd like to see it take place out in LA. I want to sit in a bar afterwards with the guys and take the measure of Sonoma as a man and a scholar. Because I think he is probably pretty empty.
I'll put up $500 if anyone here or on the other board wants to bet against LWW.

LWW
11-02-2007, 11:13 AM
Can't you get a date at the gay bar sweetheart?

I do appreciate your admiration of my firm buttocks, the sarge still does PT everyday, but I just never did have any tendencies that way nor the inclination to dwell on it.

If you are out California way lookup SONoma, but take a handcuff key with you snookums. I here he's into the BD thang.

LWW

LWW
11-02-2007, 11:17 AM
Well, leyt's see.

You spouted off with an ignorant statement that I challenged you to back up.

You immediately went into Q-Tips gig of claiming that the claimer had no duty to back up their statements...a common neolib mental disorder.

I then asked again for a source.

All you could give me was an author.

I dug around, found him, and found out that you were either:

-Incapable o0f reading English.
-A liar.
-An idiot.
-Forgot what you had read.

I gave you the benefit of a doubt and went with the last one.

You have convinced me I was in error today however, so I'm trying to determine which of the other 3 best applies.

See, I can admit it when I was wrong.

Can you?

LWW

S0Noma
11-02-2007, 04:48 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote LAMEass:</font><hr>


http://www.studiondr.com/comics/pique/pique110.html

Thanks, for the source for this cartoon.


Politically InQueerect Comics 1.10



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LAMEone - would you care to expound on your point here? (I mean, if there is one?) I'd love to hear what you have to say.

hondo
11-03-2007, 08:56 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote S0Noma:</font><hr> <blockquote><font class="small">Quote LAMEass:</font><hr>


http://www.studiondr.com/comics/pique/pique110.html

Thanks, for the source for this cartoon.


Politically InQueerect Comics 1.10



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LAMEone - would you care to expound on your point here? (I mean, if there is one?) I'd love to hear what you have to say. <hr /></blockquote>

Hey, if you can't beat em, sue em. It's the American way.

LAMas
11-25-2007, 12:57 AM
.<blockquote><font class="small">Quote hondo:</font><hr> <blockquote><font class="small">Quote S0Noma:</font><hr> <blockquote><font class="small">Quote LAMEass:</font><hr>


http://www.studiondr.com/comics/pique/pique110.html

Thanks, for the source for this cartoon.


Politically InQueerect Comics 1.10



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All cartoons, comics, words, drawings, paintings, graphics, and ramblings are Copyright Dylan Edwards (NDR), except where noted. Any form of reproduction is strictly prohibited without written permission from Dylan, the grand poobah arteest. Also, any resemblances to any persons living or dead is purely coincidental, or is intended for purposes of satire. We loves the satire.



<hr /></blockquote>

LAMEone - would you care to expound on your point here? (I mean, if there is one?) I'd love to hear what you have to say. <hr /></blockquote>

Hey, if you can't beat em, sue em. It's the American way. <hr /></blockquote>

Honda got it along time ago - I couldn't have said it better. "We loves the Satire."

S0Noma
11-25-2007, 09:21 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote LAMas:</font><hr>
Honda got it along time ago - I couldn't have said it better. "We loves the Satire." <hr /></blockquote>

Yeah, me too. For example, this email response that I received from the author of the cartoon regarding any concerns he might have at seeing it used here:

<font color="blue">Dylan NDR Edwards [dylan@studiondr.com]

People pretty routinely repost my cartoons on message boards and it's not really that big a deal. The copyright issue is mostly a concern when people want to use my cartoons as a content feature for their publication (whether that's a print piece or a website) and fail to ask for permission to do so. THEN I get annoyed. But it's still a long way from there to a lawsuit (a cease &amp; desist would certainly come first), so you are in the clear. /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Thank you for your kind words about my work. I'm very glad you enjoy what I do.

Cheers,

Dylan

--
Dylan NDR Edwards
Comics, Art, and Creative Sundries
http://www.studiondr.com
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As should be obvious by now, I like irony too - not just satire. You guys from AZB seem to have an endless supply of it and for that I am grateful.

Thanks for confirming my low opinion of you.

Sonoma