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wolfdancer
11-05-2007, 10:02 PM
As an historian, he studied the military strategy of the south's Greatest General.
General Jubilation T. Cornpone !!!

"When we fought the Yankees and annihilation was near,
Who was there to lead the charge, that took us safe to the rear?
Why it was Jubilation T. Cornpone.
Old "Toot your own horn pone",
Jubilation T. Cornpone, a man who knew no fear.
When we almost had 'em but the issue still was in doubt,
Who suggested the retreat that turned it into a rout?
Why it was Jubilation T. Cornpone.
Old "Tattered and Torn Pone",
Jubilation T. Cornpone, he kept us hidin' out.
With our ammunition gone and faced with utter defeat,
Who was it that burned the crops and left us with nothin' to eat?
Why it wuz Jubilation T. Cornpone.
Old "September Morn-pone",
Jubilation T. Cornpone, the pants blown off his seat."
"L'il Abner"

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Deeman3
11-06-2007, 12:46 PM
I actually sang this in a production of Lil Abner about 30 years ago. It was a fun play and, being from Arkansas, I didn't have to learn the accents. The very idea of running from from girls in short shorts did bother me a little....

Sadie Hawkins Day....

wolfdancer
11-06-2007, 01:13 PM
The movie was great...and I thought I could post the link to that song...but they had to remove it...copyrights I guess.
Did you play the role of Moonbeam McSwine?
I'm even thinking of ordering a copy from Amazon....

Deeman3
11-06-2007, 01:28 PM
I once played the title role and once of Marrying Sam, the best part in the production. I was great despite what all the critics said. /ccboard/images/graemlins/blush.gif

wolfdancer
11-06-2007, 01:53 PM
Li'l Abner hisself, now I is impressed. He was big and strong and not too bright as I remember...did you have to study hard for the part /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif
A girl I knew in Cleveland got involved in Community theatre, and I went to a few of the plays she was in...great stuff.

cushioncrawler
11-07-2007, 12:28 AM
Its too bad that lil abner haz in effekt been banned. My favorit cartoon strip. I like the shmoos. madMac.