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S0Noma
12-02-2007, 01:49 PM
10 Minutes Of Staring at Boobs Daily Prolongs Man's Life by 5 Years...

- The beneficial starlets
By: Stefan Anitei, Science Editor

Listen, guys, now we know why Pamela Anderson made her transplants: to make us healthier. "Angels of mercy" like Jordan just prolong our life and Hugh Hefner knows it.

A German research published in New England Journal of Medicine and Weekly World News said that men staring at women's breasts in fact prolong their lives with years.

"Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female such as Baywatch actress Pamela Lee is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist.

The team led by Weatherby was made up of researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, and found this results after monitoring for 5 years the health of 200 male subjects, half of whom were asked to look at busty females daily, while the other half had to abstain from doing so.

For five years, the boob oglers presented a lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and decreased risk of coronary artery disease.

"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at large breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half." said Weatherby, who even recommended that men aged over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized "D-cup" or larger.

She said that this was as healthy as going to the gym for 30 minutes daily and prolonged a man's life by five years.

"We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years." said Weatherby.
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hondo
12-02-2007, 06:56 PM
Can you imagine the back problems that poor woman in your picture must have!

sack316
12-02-2007, 11:26 PM
I always had a sense that I may be immortal... now I know why /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Sack

DickLeonard
12-03-2007, 08:14 AM
Hono I was going to post but I have to go back to my therapy.####

bsmutz
12-03-2007, 02:21 PM
And why is it that online porn has such a negative image in our society?

Drop1
12-03-2007, 03:23 PM
Biblical support:Proverbs 4:23,Matthew 12:33-36,Corinthians 15:33,Philippians 4:48,1 John 2;16-Lust of the eye May you immitate Christ. A book, I know you would love,{Setonius,"The Twelve Ceassers"} Try to read the "Bible" once a year,and wear garlic.

sack316
12-04-2007, 04:41 AM
bored and sleepless, decided to browse around on some other thoughts about this. One site claims that "Pornography is a victimizer and is responsible for practically every serial killer, serial rapist and crimes against children". I got a nice little giggle out of that one. And of course it was not backed up at all with any fact or anything, so with those same boundaries I can also say porn is responsible for some of the greatest men and women of our time. Kinda like the old saying that 90% of people masturbate, the other ten percent are liars /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Sack

dg-in-centralpa
12-04-2007, 06:30 AM
After hearing this on the radio and seeing it in the paper, Mrs. DG decided to help me live longer. She was topless during last nights football game. Funny, I don't know what happened during the game.

DG /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

hondo
12-04-2007, 07:41 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote sack316:</font><hr> Kinda like the old saying that 90% of people masturbate, the other ten percent are liars /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Sack <hr /></blockquote>

Come again? /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Drop1
12-04-2007, 09:30 AM
I only did it,until I needed glasses. /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif