View Full Version : The Princess and the Frog

12-16-2007, 03:20 PM
Once upon a time
in a land far away,
a beautiful, independent,
self-assured princess
happened upon a frog as she sat
contemplating ecological issues
on the shores of an unpolluted pond
in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the princess' lap
and said: " Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome prince,
until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
One kiss from you, however,
and I will turn back
into the dapper, young prince that I am
and then, my sweet, we can marry
and set up housekeeping in your castle
with my mother,
where you can prepare my meals,
clean my clothes, bear my children,
and forever feel
grateful and happy doing so. "
That night,
as the princess dined sumptuously
on lightly sauteed frog legs
seasoned in a white wine
and onion cream sauce,
she chuckled and thought to herself:
I don't f****n think so

12-16-2007, 06:15 PM
Laugh all you want but that dried up old maid will one day come to regret her silly feminist attitude as the cold and lonely years escort her to the grave. Yet another bite of the forbidden fruit to condemn humanity.

12-17-2007, 09:42 AM
Llotter we have watched the Princess kissing everyone. What card do you have in your wallet.####

Gayle in MD
12-21-2007, 07:27 AM
Too funny! /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

12-21-2007, 08:42 AM
Hiya Jack,
I like,

a beautiful, independent,
self-assured princess <hr /></blockquote>

Now ,why couldnt the princess be...."not so beautiful,totally dependent and in DESPERATE need of someone to take care of her?" Oh, and I forgot to add "celibate for years"ha ha ha ha

If she was, she wouldnt have "dined sumptuously
on lightly sauteed frog legs"

She woulda jumped on that in a heartbeat,LMAO! /ccboard/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Have a nice Xmas Jack! /ccboard/images/graemlins/wink.gif

12-21-2007, 02:56 PM
Thanks, Carol.
Hope that you have a great Christmas as well!!!!!
Nice to see you back here again!!