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LWW
12-23-2007, 05:17 AM
Last night as I lay sleeping 3 ghosts did visit me.

The first, the "Ghost of Christmas Past" showed me the Christmas of my youth. Those hammered by stagflation in the 70's, the homeless in the streets because Carter insisted that those in mental asylums were free to leave, those with citizens murdered when Castro dumped his prisons into Carter's accepting lap, those where thousands fled SE Asia and millions died because a cowardly congress pulled the plug on a fledgling democracy.

The second, the "Ghost of Christmas Present" showed me the hypocrisy of those who would lament American actions such as waterboarding that they themselves had approved of ... placing our troops at uneccessary risk for polling points.

The third, the "Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come" gave me this song to distribute so that such injustice may never happen again.

On the first day of Christmas,
This forum gave to me
A moonbat in a pear tree.

On the second day of Christmas,
This forum gave to me two challenges from hondo
And a moonbat in a pear tree.

On the third day of Christmas,
This forum gave to me Three Stooges name calling,
Two challenges from hondo
And a moonbat in a pear tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
This forum gave to me Four lying turds,
Three Stooges name calling,
Two challenges from hondo
And a moonbat in a pear tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
This forum gave to me
Five fifth grade level PhotoShops,
Four lying turds,
Three Stooges name calling,
Two challenges from hondo
And a moonbat in a pear tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
This forum gave to me
Six donkeys a braying,
Five fifth grade level PhotoShops,
Four lying turds,
Three Stooges name calling,
Two challenges from hondo
And a moonbat in a pear tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
This forum gave to me
Seven candidates sinking,
Six donkeys a braying,
Five fifth grade level PhotoShops,
Four lying turds,
Three Stooges name calling,
Two challenges from hondo
And a moonbat in a pear tree.


On the eighth day of Christmas,
This forum gave to me
Eight neolibs jerking,
Seven candidates sinking,
Six donkeys a braying,
Five fifth grade level PhotoShops,
Four lying turds,
Three Stooges name calling,
Two challenges from hondo
And a moonbat in a pear tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
This forum gave to me
Nine liberals dancing around things,
Eight neolibs jerking,
Seven candidates sinking,
Six donkeys a braying,
Five fifth grade level PhotoShops,
Four lying turds,
Three Stooges name calling,
Two challenges from hondo
And a moonbat in a pear tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
This forum gave to me
Ten libs a-spewing,
Nine liberals dancing around things,
Eight neolibs jerking,
Seven candidates sinking,
Six donkeys a braying,
Five fifth grade level PhotoShops,
Four lying turds,
Three Stooges name calling,
Two challenges from hondo
And a moonbat in a pear tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
This forum gave to me
Eleven pouters pouting,
Ten twits a-spewing,
Nine liberals dancing around things,
Eight neolibs jerking,
Seven candidates sinking,
Six donkeys a-braying,
Five fifth grade level PhotoShops,
Four lying turds,
Three Stooges name calling,
Two challenges from hondo
And a moonbat in a pear tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
This forum gave to me
Twelve spinners spinning,
Eleven pouters pouting,
Ten twits a-spewing,
Nine liberals dancing around things,
Eight neolibs jerking,
Seven candidates sinking,
Six donkeys a-braying,
Five fifth grade level PhotoShops,
Four lying turds,
Three Stooges name calling,
Two challenges from hondo
And a moonbat in a pear tree!

Peace on Earth, Goodwill Towards Men.

Merry Christmas.

LWW