LWW
12-23-2007, 07:13 AM
I have noticed a trend of late to attack religious fanaticism on this forum, and I support that trend.
To do my part, I want to expose practioners of the Church of Moonbatology led by the Green Pope ... Saint Albert of Green Acres.
I want to expose this religious cult and the tactics it uses. I have learned to spot such tactics by reading posts here, and they were most helpful.
POINT #1
-The Church has the Pope who is deemed infallible and encouraged by followers to live a lifestyle which would be considered decadent if lived by the followers.
-Moonbats have Al who is deemed infallible and encouraged by followers to live a lifestyle which would be considered decadent if lived by the followers.
POINT #2
-The Church claims entitlement to a portion of your income.
-Moonbats have Al who claims entitlement to a portion of your income.
POINT #3
-The Church claims to be able to save you from your sins.
-Moonbats claim Al is able to save you from your sins.
POINT #4
-The Church claims you will burn if you don't convert.
-Moonbats repeat the teachings of Al that you will burn if you don't convert.
POINT #5
-The Church claims you should change how you live.
-Moonbats claim you should change how you live, but Al shouldn't have to.
POINT 6
-The Church excommunicates those members who dissent 1%.
-Moonbats excommunicate those members who dissent 1%.
POINT #7
-The Church ignores all science which disagrees.
-Moonbats ignore all science which disagrees.
POINT #8
-The Church claims they have all the answers and no further debate can be tolerated.
-Moonbats claim Al has all the answers and no further debate can be tolerated.
POINT #9
-The Church asks us to go on faith in God.
-Moonbats ask us to go on faith in Al.
POINT #10
-The Church has forced millions to convert under threat of imprisonment or worse.
-Moonbats want to force millions to convert under threat of imprisonment or worse.
Myself, I think we need hearings on why the D's are shoving a religion down our throats!
I suspect that Al is wanting to establish a Moonbat theocracy!
I have probable cause that the (nonexistent in the USC...but nobody cares about that old rag anymore) seperation between Church and State is being violated.
And, I'm not kidding.
LWW
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Saint Albert of Green Acres didst then smite SONoma over his causing
LWW to shine the light of truth into the dark recesses of this forum.
To do my part, I want to expose practioners of the Church of Moonbatology led by the Green Pope ... Saint Albert of Green Acres.
I want to expose this religious cult and the tactics it uses. I have learned to spot such tactics by reading posts here, and they were most helpful.
POINT #1
-The Church has the Pope who is deemed infallible and encouraged by followers to live a lifestyle which would be considered decadent if lived by the followers.
-Moonbats have Al who is deemed infallible and encouraged by followers to live a lifestyle which would be considered decadent if lived by the followers.
POINT #2
-The Church claims entitlement to a portion of your income.
-Moonbats have Al who claims entitlement to a portion of your income.
POINT #3
-The Church claims to be able to save you from your sins.
-Moonbats claim Al is able to save you from your sins.
POINT #4
-The Church claims you will burn if you don't convert.
-Moonbats repeat the teachings of Al that you will burn if you don't convert.
POINT #5
-The Church claims you should change how you live.
-Moonbats claim you should change how you live, but Al shouldn't have to.
POINT 6
-The Church excommunicates those members who dissent 1%.
-Moonbats excommunicate those members who dissent 1%.
POINT #7
-The Church ignores all science which disagrees.
-Moonbats ignore all science which disagrees.
POINT #8
-The Church claims they have all the answers and no further debate can be tolerated.
-Moonbats claim Al has all the answers and no further debate can be tolerated.
POINT #9
-The Church asks us to go on faith in God.
-Moonbats ask us to go on faith in Al.
POINT #10
-The Church has forced millions to convert under threat of imprisonment or worse.
-Moonbats want to force millions to convert under threat of imprisonment or worse.
Myself, I think we need hearings on why the D's are shoving a religion down our throats!
I suspect that Al is wanting to establish a Moonbat theocracy!
I have probable cause that the (nonexistent in the USC...but nobody cares about that old rag anymore) seperation between Church and State is being violated.
And, I'm not kidding.
LWW
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e101/FogerRox/GOREgif-animate.gif http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e101/FogerRox/GOREgif-animate.gif http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e101/FogerRox/GOREgif-animate.gif
Saint Albert of Green Acres didst then smite SONoma over his causing
LWW to shine the light of truth into the dark recesses of this forum.