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LWW
12-23-2007, 09:34 AM
Click here after reading the Right Reverand G.W. Bullshiite's opening commentsfor musical accompaniment, while you sing the lyrics, live from Saint Albert of Green Acres Church of Immaculate Redemption where you can be forgiven of living like Caligula for $30.00 monthly in carbon credits... (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?t=1643)

...AL-ELLUJAH! BROTHERS AND SISTERS, GIMME A PRAISE AL!

NOW, DON'T MAKE ME HOLLER AND DON'T MAKE ME SHOUT ... JUST TURN THEM POCKETS INSIDE OUT ... MAH-MAH-MAH...YES BRETHREN AND SISTREN, I'M TALKING BOUT DAT GREEN SALAD OF SALVATION ... MAH-MAH ... LET THEM GREEN ROCKETS FLY OUTTA YO POCKETS ... MAH-MAH-MAH ... KIN YA SAY AL-LEJUAH BROTHERS AND SISTERS! AND SEND IT OFF TO SAINT ALBERT OF GREEN ACRES CHURCH OF IMMACULATE REDEMPTION IN NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE.

AND NOW, JOIN US IN SONG...

(Sang to the tune of "It's beginning to look a lot like a Eurocentric pagan holiday held annually so the western nations led by the US can rape and pillage the weaker nations of the world while stealing their oil and burning the rain forest.")

It's beginning to look a lot like doomsday
Every-where we turn
we see ice caps are getting thin
because of our global sin
and polar bears are getting a sunburn

It's beginning to look a lot like doomsday
Just as Gore did cry
buy a carbon credit right now
to offset your farting cow
If you don't we'll die!

But the Pa-r-ty bure-au-cra-ts in Bali will set all th-ings to right
Glo-bal warming deniers, they will lose their pitiful fight
The Carbon Credits guard us while we sleep
And the little Dutch boy has no cause to weep...no...more!

It's beginning to look a lot like doomsday
Don't you dare forget:
Buy a compact flourescent light,
Turn off the heat at night,
and huddle together with your household pet!

It's beginning to look a lot like doomsday
Red banners now unfurl
And the whims of the PCC
Soon will be a state decree
All across the world,
all acro-o-oss the-e-e Wor-l-d!

Merry Christmas!

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SONoma gets a debate partner he
is evenly matched with for Christmas.