Are YOU a moonbat?

[LWW]

Take this simple test:

1-Do you believe that Bill Clinton ever actually balanced the federal budget?

2-Do you believe that George Bush was behind 9/11?

3-Do you believe that one party is inherently better than the other?

4-Do you believe that George Bush lied to get us into a war?

5-Do you believe that Iraq is all about oil?

6-Do you believe Iraq was a WMD free zone?

7-Do you believe issues like Iraq and Afghanistan and Iran are best handled by the UN?

8-Do you believe America is the greatest threat to the world today?

9-Do you believe that Al Gore won the 2000 election?

10-Do you believe Al Gore is an environmentalist?

If you answered yes to any 1 question you have moonbat genes in your family tree.

If you answered yes to 2 or more you suffer from the early stages of ululatus luna rodent rabidus.

If you answered yes to 3 or more you have full blown ululatus luna rodent rabidus.

If it was 4 or more you are in the later stages of ululatus luna rodent rabidus and need treatment immediately.

If you answered yes to 5 or more then your ululatus luna rodent rabidus has won and medical science can offer you no hope.

LWW