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12-29-2007, 08:27 AM
NASA Reveals Moon's Secrets
Date Released: Thursday, December 28, 2008
Source: NASA HQ

NASA hosted a news conference at 6 p.m. EDT, Friday, December 28, to images images of the Moon's hitherto unknown indigenous life form. The press conference was in NASA's auditorium, 300 E Street S.W., Washington.

Using NASA's most advanced biotechnology, long term assessments suggest a lifeform discovered in 1969 living in abundance in the titanium and iron oxide dust covering the lunar surface. They do not breath oxygen and are capable of only the most biological functions with a brain weight to body weight ratio similar to simple Earth mammals.


- Jennifer Wiseman, Hubble program scientist, NASA Headquarters

- Jim Garvin, chief scientist, NASA's Goddard Space Flight Center, Greenbelt, Md.

- Mark Robinson, research associate professor, Center of Planetary Sciences, Northwestern University, Evanston, Ill.

- Michael Wargo, Exploration Systems lunar scientist, NASA Headquarters

The next conference will be live on NASA TV with question-and-answer capability from participating agency centers. To ask questions by phone, reporters should call: 888/386-2277 or 871/386-2277; provide the passcode "moon." NASA TV is available on the Web and on an MPEG-2 digital signal accessed via satellite AMC-6, at 72 degrees west longitude, transponder 17C, 4040 MHz, vertical polarization. It's available in Alaska and Hawaii on AMC-7 at 137 degrees west longitude, transponder 18C, at 4060 MHz, horizontal polarization. A Digital Video Broadcast compliant Integrated Receiver Decoder is required for reception. For NASA further information and photos on the Web, visit: http://www.nasa.gov/ntv/photos/lunar-creature (http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s279/beetle_bucket/moonbat.jpg)

The creature was discovered on the initial lunar landing by Neil Armstrong, who was in attendance at the press conference.

A handful of examples were captured and returned Earth for study. The creatures communicate by broadcasting at higher frequencies than Earthly creatures who also use sonar and echolocation abilities.

The press conference was called to announce that on two separate occasions the creatures had briefly escaped and may have contaminated some humans. At the time of the escapes it was considered impossible for lunar organisms to be transmitted.

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AMAZING! Story with photos. (http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s279/beetle_bucket/moonbat.jpg)


12-29-2007, 01:47 PM
you know the term moonbat was first used by Robert A. Heinlein (sci-fi writer)in his book "Space Jockey" it refers to the third stage of a rocket bound for the moon... but you already new that. /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif

12-29-2007, 01:52 PM
Also a plane by I think Lockheed.