El Dubb Dubb's 2008 predictions... [Archive]

LWW

01-06-2008, 07:03 AM

After deep meditation in the People's Cube (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?t=410) I have been given brief glimpses of the future via visions of coming headlines for the next year. I would like to share them with you:

California (UPI) San Andreas Fault in California renamed George Bush's Fault

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01-06-2008, 07:06 AM

North Pole (UPI) North Pole shuts down as elves unionize, demand warmer work environment. Scab elf bludgeoned to death crossing picket line.

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01-06-2008, 07:07 AM

Wash DC (UPI) Democrats call for troop surge in the War on Bush

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01-06-2008, 07:08 AM

Wash DC (UPI) Pelosi declares she likes class war, pledges to stay the course

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01-06-2008, 07:10 AM

Pakistan (Reuters) Musharraf changes name to Chavez to avoid being called "dictator" by MSM and Democrats in US Congress

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01-06-2008, 07:12 AM

California (LA Times) LA Times drops term "wild" describing fire, uses "undocumented" fire instead...

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01-06-2008, 07:13 AM

USA Today: big fires are getting bigger, small fires are getting smaller

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01-06-2008, 07:14 AM

Wash DC (AP) MoveOn.org pressures Congress to stop fighting fire and bring firemen home

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01-06-2008, 07:15 AM

Reid: The war on fire is lost

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01-06-2008, 07:15 AM

Pelosi: The number of fires has gone up since we started fighting fire

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01-06-2008, 07:16 AM

Kerry: If you don't do well in school you'll get stuck fighting fire in California

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01-06-2008, 07:17 AM

NY Times: Fighting fire creates even more fires

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01-06-2008, 07:18 AM

Hillary: Some people have skeletons in their closets,
I just have Hsus

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01-06-2008, 07:20 AM

George Soros stops funding Democrats, converts to Islam

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01-06-2008, 07:21 AM

USA Today: Illegal aliens kill people Americans won't kill

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01-06-2008, 07:22 AM

Wash DC (AP) Democrats select 2008 presidential slogan:
"Death to America"

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01-06-2008, 07:24 AM

Wash DC (UPI) Democrat run on Congress's two major victories: minimum wage increase and al-Qaeda's restored operating capability

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01-06-2008, 07:26 AM

(PBS) US media increasingly impatient at lack of civil war in Iraq

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01-06-2008, 07:28 AM

Caracas (UPI) Socialist utopia takes foothold in Venezuela as water cannons salute victory

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01-06-2008, 07:29 AM

Wash DC (AP) Troubled by vanishing bees, ...ush and ...lair meet at the White House to share concerns

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01-06-2008, 07:31 AM

NRA: Gun owners converting to Islam in droves to ward off profiling

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01-06-2008, 07:32 AM

Wash DC (UPI) Schumer demands Karl Rove be indicted on 1976 parking ticket

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01-06-2008, 07:34 AM

Wash DC (AP) Fitzgerald to prosecute Ann Coulter for disclosing identity of presidential candidate John Edwards

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01-06-2008, 07:37 AM

UN: 34,000 Iraqis killed In 2006 still way below 1986 record of 100,000

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01-06-2008, 07:39 AM

Wash DC (AP) Democrats warn that new Bush Iraq strategy might lead to victory

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01-06-2008, 07:41 AM

Addis Ababa (Reuters) Ethiopia emerges as world's only superpower capable of defeating Islamic radicals

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llotter

01-06-2008, 11:07 AM

Really great posts, LWW... keep up the good work