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LWW
01-06-2008, 08:03 AM
After deep meditation in the People's Cube (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?t=410) I have been given brief glimpses of the future via visions of coming headlines for the next year. I would like to share them with you:

California (UPI) San Andreas Fault in California renamed George Bush's Fault

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01-06-2008, 08:06 AM
North Pole (UPI) North Pole shuts down as elves unionize, demand warmer work environment. Scab elf bludgeoned to death crossing picket line.

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01-06-2008, 08:07 AM
Wash DC (UPI) Democrats call for troop surge in the War on Bush

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01-06-2008, 08:08 AM
Wash DC (UPI) Pelosi declares she likes class war, pledges to stay the course

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01-06-2008, 08:10 AM
Pakistan (Reuters) Musharraf changes name to Chavez to avoid being called "dictator" by MSM and Democrats in US Congress

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01-06-2008, 08:12 AM
California (LA Times) LA Times drops term "wild" describing fire, uses "undocumented" fire instead...

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01-06-2008, 08:13 AM
USA Today: big fires are getting bigger, small fires are getting smaller

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01-06-2008, 08:14 AM
Wash DC (AP) MoveOn.org pressures Congress to stop fighting fire and bring firemen home

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01-06-2008, 08:15 AM
Reid: The war on fire is lost

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01-06-2008, 08:15 AM
Pelosi: The number of fires has gone up since we started fighting fire

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01-06-2008, 08:16 AM
Kerry: If you don't do well in school you'll get stuck fighting fire in California

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01-06-2008, 08:17 AM
NY Times: Fighting fire creates even more fires

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01-06-2008, 08:18 AM
Hillary: Some people have skeletons in their closets,
I just have Hsus

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01-06-2008, 08:20 AM
George Soros stops funding Democrats, converts to Islam

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01-06-2008, 08:21 AM
USA Today: Illegal aliens kill people Americans won't kill

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01-06-2008, 08:22 AM
Wash DC (AP) Democrats select 2008 presidential slogan:
"Death to America"

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01-06-2008, 08:24 AM
Wash DC (UPI) Democrat run on Congress's two major victories: minimum wage increase and al-Qaeda's restored operating capability

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01-06-2008, 08:26 AM
(PBS) US media increasingly impatient at lack of civil war in Iraq

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01-06-2008, 08:28 AM
Caracas (UPI) Socialist utopia takes foothold in Venezuela as water cannons salute victory

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01-06-2008, 08:29 AM
Wash DC (AP) Troubled by vanishing bees, ...ush and ...lair meet at the White House to share concerns

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01-06-2008, 08:31 AM
NRA: Gun owners converting to Islam in droves to ward off profiling

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01-06-2008, 08:32 AM
Wash DC (UPI) Schumer demands Karl Rove be indicted on 1976 parking ticket

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01-06-2008, 08:34 AM
Wash DC (AP) Fitzgerald to prosecute Ann Coulter for disclosing identity of presidential candidate John Edwards

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01-06-2008, 08:37 AM
UN: 34,000 Iraqis killed In 2006 still way below 1986 record of 100,000

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01-06-2008, 08:39 AM
Wash DC (AP) Democrats warn that new Bush Iraq strategy might lead to victory

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01-06-2008, 08:41 AM
Addis Ababa (Reuters) Ethiopia emerges as world's only superpower capable of defeating Islamic radicals

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llotter
01-06-2008, 12:07 PM
Really great posts, LWW... keep up the good work