sack316
01-22-2008, 09:18 AM
(please note, this is how the debate from yesterday sounded to me this morning while watching it on CNN. What I hear will surely be different from most others, but as a precious "undecided"-- the way these people come across to me will likely be the way they come across to the key voters that they NEED to be getting across to)
Wolfe: What is your plan (blah blah blah), my actual question doesn’t matter since you will slightly graze my topic to begin, and then go off on a tangent of your own. We’ll start with Mr. Edwards on this one.
Hillary: Me Democrat, me ANGRY! Bush bad man, Hillary smash!
Obama: Ugh, Bush bad man, Billary no good either.
Hillary: Obama bad man, me no like (insert personal jab here).
Obama: Me no bad man, Billary bad lady-man. Me no know who me running against, you or Bill.
Hillary: Me only one here, me run against you. Hillary smash! F** Bush, F** you!
Edwards: Can I play too? I have an actual answer pertaining to….
Obama: No Billary, F** you…….. And F** Bush.
(insert next question here)… we’ll let Mr. Edwards speak here.
Edwards: Well, my daddy….
Hillary: NO! Hillary was good worker, do many good things in her life. Obama bad… Obama begins stating one policy in his career, but then practice another later when convenient to him. Obama political opportunist. F** Bush.
Obama: Me no do that. Billary make my changes seem bad, Obama no like that. Billary bad, Billary corporate lawyer for Wal-Mart while me struggle with people in streets!
CROWD: Oh snap, no he didn’t! Jer-ry Jer-ry Jer-ry!
Hillary: NO! You bad man! My resume is evidence of a strong and experienced career, your resume shows you work with slumlord while “with people on streets”
Edwards: C’mon guys, I really wanna play too! My daddy…. Here in South Carolina…
(note: Edwards must watch wrestling, as he is using the tactic of stating the location he is currently in to get a “pop” I suppose.)
Hillary or Obama: (Interrupts Edwards again and graze more topics as they do more Bush bashing and take shots at each other)
Repeat previous processes over and over.
General Q & A summary (applies to mostly Hillary and Obama, as Edwards didn’t get to say a whole lot in relation to the others).
Question: What is your solution to (blank)?
Answer: I’ll make it better
Question: How?
Answer: I dunno, I’ll spew off a few words then bash my opponent and close with a jab at Bush. The crowd applauses, that’s how this works.
Final assessment: Edwards actually seemed to best stay on topic and answer specific questions when allowed to speak. Obama was probably the most eloquent speaker, and Hillary showed the most brass. But IMO they spent too much time bashing each other and bashing Bush. None of y’all like Bush, I get it… move on and stop using it to get applause. I went into watching the debate as more of one of those precious “undecided” people, but found myself really disappointed within the first half an hour. I couldn’t listen to Obama and Hillary take shots at each other anymore and would really like to have heard Edwards more. I’m not sure if it was because I was liking what he said more, or if happened to be a matter of “he who says least says most”.
Hour one has just ended, and Wolf has now informed us that the in the next part all the “rules” will go out the window and will be much more informal. I didn’t realize there were “rules” to that first hour, or that it was intended to be formal. I don’t know if I’ll be able to make it through the next part to be honest with you. For people that spend too much time looking at criticizing Bush as a rogue cowboy that doesn’t follow the rules, they sure did a bad job of following the format and the rules of a simple debate.
Now I know my friends on the left will surely tell me how I heard this debate wrong, and try to tell me what they were really trying to say. But please remember that the people such as yourselves are who are already supporting them, and will continue to do so to the end. The people they need to be getting their messages across to ARE people such as myself… and in that respect they did a horrible job.
At this point I say they just whip it out and see whos is bigger, and that person gets the nomination.
Sack
Part 2 beginning now, if it gets any better I’ll be happy to amend this thread to reflect that. But from what I’ve read about the debate from yesterday, it probably won’t.
Wolfe: What is your plan (blah blah blah), my actual question doesn’t matter since you will slightly graze my topic to begin, and then go off on a tangent of your own. We’ll start with Mr. Edwards on this one.
Hillary: Me Democrat, me ANGRY! Bush bad man, Hillary smash!
Obama: Ugh, Bush bad man, Billary no good either.
Hillary: Obama bad man, me no like (insert personal jab here).
Obama: Me no bad man, Billary bad lady-man. Me no know who me running against, you or Bill.
Hillary: Me only one here, me run against you. Hillary smash! F** Bush, F** you!
Edwards: Can I play too? I have an actual answer pertaining to….
Obama: No Billary, F** you…….. And F** Bush.
(insert next question here)… we’ll let Mr. Edwards speak here.
Edwards: Well, my daddy….
Hillary: NO! Hillary was good worker, do many good things in her life. Obama bad… Obama begins stating one policy in his career, but then practice another later when convenient to him. Obama political opportunist. F** Bush.
Obama: Me no do that. Billary make my changes seem bad, Obama no like that. Billary bad, Billary corporate lawyer for Wal-Mart while me struggle with people in streets!
CROWD: Oh snap, no he didn’t! Jer-ry Jer-ry Jer-ry!
Hillary: NO! You bad man! My resume is evidence of a strong and experienced career, your resume shows you work with slumlord while “with people on streets”
Edwards: C’mon guys, I really wanna play too! My daddy…. Here in South Carolina…
(note: Edwards must watch wrestling, as he is using the tactic of stating the location he is currently in to get a “pop” I suppose.)
Hillary or Obama: (Interrupts Edwards again and graze more topics as they do more Bush bashing and take shots at each other)
Repeat previous processes over and over.
General Q & A summary (applies to mostly Hillary and Obama, as Edwards didn’t get to say a whole lot in relation to the others).
Question: What is your solution to (blank)?
Answer: I’ll make it better
Question: How?
Answer: I dunno, I’ll spew off a few words then bash my opponent and close with a jab at Bush. The crowd applauses, that’s how this works.
Final assessment: Edwards actually seemed to best stay on topic and answer specific questions when allowed to speak. Obama was probably the most eloquent speaker, and Hillary showed the most brass. But IMO they spent too much time bashing each other and bashing Bush. None of y’all like Bush, I get it… move on and stop using it to get applause. I went into watching the debate as more of one of those precious “undecided” people, but found myself really disappointed within the first half an hour. I couldn’t listen to Obama and Hillary take shots at each other anymore and would really like to have heard Edwards more. I’m not sure if it was because I was liking what he said more, or if happened to be a matter of “he who says least says most”.
Hour one has just ended, and Wolf has now informed us that the in the next part all the “rules” will go out the window and will be much more informal. I didn’t realize there were “rules” to that first hour, or that it was intended to be formal. I don’t know if I’ll be able to make it through the next part to be honest with you. For people that spend too much time looking at criticizing Bush as a rogue cowboy that doesn’t follow the rules, they sure did a bad job of following the format and the rules of a simple debate.
Now I know my friends on the left will surely tell me how I heard this debate wrong, and try to tell me what they were really trying to say. But please remember that the people such as yourselves are who are already supporting them, and will continue to do so to the end. The people they need to be getting their messages across to ARE people such as myself… and in that respect they did a horrible job.
At this point I say they just whip it out and see whos is bigger, and that person gets the nomination.
Sack
Part 2 beginning now, if it gets any better I’ll be happy to amend this thread to reflect that. But from what I’ve read about the debate from yesterday, it probably won’t.