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S0Noma
01-23-2008, 10:18 AM
Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous..... A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:

1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!

2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

3. "Can you hear me NOW?"

4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."

6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."

8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!

10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

12 . "God, now I know why I am not gay."

And the best one of all..

13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?"

web page (http://humour.group.stumbleupon.com/forum/86857/)

Deeman3
01-23-2008, 11:25 AM
All these certainly seem true. I had my one and only about 10 years ago. I was somewhat pleased that it was a woman doctor knowing her hands would be smaller. Nope, She was a former hoops star at Michigan State and hand the God-Aufulest big fingers I have ever seen on a woman.

I wanted to call the rape crisis center before she was done. I do remember her saying, "You may experience some discomfort." Yeah, right! This is never man's proudest moment. /ccboard/images/graemlins/blush.gif

wolfdancer
01-23-2008, 11:51 AM
I wanted to call the rape crisis center before she was done
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nAz
01-23-2008, 10:20 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote wolfdancer:</font><hr> I wanted to call the rape crisis center before she was done
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lol is it that bad??? there has to be a better way!