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08-03-2002, 08:53 PM
Subject: insider trading tips

In the wake of the Exxon/Mobil deal and the AOL/Time Warner implode, I
wanted to make a few close friends and pool players aware of the next expected mergers so you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations in late 2002 and make yourself a bundle.

1 . Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics,Fuller Brush. W.R. Grace Co.
will merge and become Hale,Mary,Fuller,Grace.

2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros. and Zesta Crackers join forces and become...
Polly, Warner Cracker.

3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and issue forth as MMMGood.

4. Zippo Mfg., Audi Motor Car,Dofasco and Dakota Mining will merge to become, of course, ZipAudiDoDa.

5. Federal Express is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and consolidate as FedUP

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become Pou pon Pants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the Nat'l Org. of Women will become Knott NOW!

9. "Stop and Shop" with "A&P". They will call themselves, for everyones relief,
----> " Stop and P"

That's all I have right now. Invest wisely"

08-03-2002, 09:20 PM

Cueless Joey
08-03-2002, 09:27 PM
Somebody needs to quit playing pool and start writing for Leno.lol

08-03-2002, 10:06 PM
Best laugh I've had all week!