Deeman3
01-31-2008, 07:45 AM
Sorry about this but the normal communications software is down and the left won't be checking this out anyway, with God in the title....just to be sure...
Hillary is not nice!
There, that should drive any stragglers off...
O.K. Guys, I got the word from headquarters. This year most of you will be using the Diebold 6026. Unlike 2004, we won’t have to be climbing around the back of the machine to plug in. Just below the company icon, inside, on the upper left side is a USB port where we can hook up. As well, we won’t be having to carry in the laptops as a simple PDA with the “VAST Right conspiracy version 2.0” being downloadable in a matter of seconds rather than the 10 minutes required in 2000.
IMPORTANT: Downloading the level 4 program will only shift votes of people with Hispanic surnames so states with small Latino populations will need to use the “Slumlord” version of the software.
Reminders:
Do not leave the PDA plugged in when you leave except in Western States where they won’t notice anyway.
Reminder: Don’t let any of Mitt’s wives waste this technology in the primaries, no matter how bad it seems! Save it for the big game.
A change for those of you still using the manual voting machines ie: (Chad’s Crew), unlike previous elections, we won’t be filing down the piercing stylus this year. Instead, remove the four (4) set screws on the face of the cabinet (remember “righty tighty, lefty loosey), replace the spring under the Democratic candidate’s slot with the extra-heavy duty super spring. Note: This is particularly true in Florida. You are free to write in DeeMan in Alabama, of course.
O.K. No biggies from the meeting last night. Obama is still better for us as long as Edwards is still in, Oops, well we’ll cover that next week. Act astonished when the returns begin but be sure we get that guy who was so cool looking, you know, the bald guy who held each card up to the light. If Rush sees one more hanging chad, he’ll have a conniption. Rudy will talk to the judges.
Until next week….
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Hillary is not nice!
There, that should drive any stragglers off...
O.K. Guys, I got the word from headquarters. This year most of you will be using the Diebold 6026. Unlike 2004, we won’t have to be climbing around the back of the machine to plug in. Just below the company icon, inside, on the upper left side is a USB port where we can hook up. As well, we won’t be having to carry in the laptops as a simple PDA with the “VAST Right conspiracy version 2.0” being downloadable in a matter of seconds rather than the 10 minutes required in 2000.
IMPORTANT: Downloading the level 4 program will only shift votes of people with Hispanic surnames so states with small Latino populations will need to use the “Slumlord” version of the software.
Reminders:
Do not leave the PDA plugged in when you leave except in Western States where they won’t notice anyway.
Reminder: Don’t let any of Mitt’s wives waste this technology in the primaries, no matter how bad it seems! Save it for the big game.
A change for those of you still using the manual voting machines ie: (Chad’s Crew), unlike previous elections, we won’t be filing down the piercing stylus this year. Instead, remove the four (4) set screws on the face of the cabinet (remember “righty tighty, lefty loosey), replace the spring under the Democratic candidate’s slot with the extra-heavy duty super spring. Note: This is particularly true in Florida. You are free to write in DeeMan in Alabama, of course.
O.K. No biggies from the meeting last night. Obama is still better for us as long as Edwards is still in, Oops, well we’ll cover that next week. Act astonished when the returns begin but be sure we get that guy who was so cool looking, you know, the bald guy who held each card up to the light. If Rush sees one more hanging chad, he’ll have a conniption. Rudy will talk to the judges.
Until next week….
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