LWW
03-20-2008, 08:36 AM
Just my summation from perusing the news:
1 - We are against capital punishment but support abortion on demand.
2 - We believe that business creates oppression and governments create prosperity.
3 - We believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists.
4 - We believe that there was no art before federal funding.
5 - We believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV's.
6 - We believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.
7 - We believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.
8 - We believe that the same teacher who can't teach fourth graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
9 - We believe that hunters don't care about nature but loony activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do.
10 - We believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.
11 - We believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make 'The Passion of the Christ' for financial gain only.
12 - We believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it is against certain parts of the Constitution.
13 - We believe that taxes are too low but ATM fees are too high.
14 - We believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Edison.
15 - We believe that standardized tests are racist but racial quotas and set-asides are not.
16 - We believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked any where it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.
17 - We believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sex offender in the White House was a good thing.
18 - We believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
19 - We believe that illegal DNC funding by the Chinese Government is in the best interest to the United States.
20 - We believe that it's okay to give Federal workers the day off on Christmas Day but it's not okay to say 'Merry Christmas.'
and last ...
We believe that stating this message in public is a part of a vast, Right Wing Conspiracy.
LWW
1 - We are against capital punishment but support abortion on demand.
2 - We believe that business creates oppression and governments create prosperity.
3 - We believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists.
4 - We believe that there was no art before federal funding.
5 - We believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV's.
6 - We believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.
7 - We believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.
8 - We believe that the same teacher who can't teach fourth graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
9 - We believe that hunters don't care about nature but loony activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do.
10 - We believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.
11 - We believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make 'The Passion of the Christ' for financial gain only.
12 - We believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it is against certain parts of the Constitution.
13 - We believe that taxes are too low but ATM fees are too high.
14 - We believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Edison.
15 - We believe that standardized tests are racist but racial quotas and set-asides are not.
16 - We believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked any where it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.
17 - We believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sex offender in the White House was a good thing.
18 - We believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
19 - We believe that illegal DNC funding by the Chinese Government is in the best interest to the United States.
20 - We believe that it's okay to give Federal workers the day off on Christmas Day but it's not okay to say 'Merry Christmas.'
and last ...
We believe that stating this message in public is a part of a vast, Right Wing Conspiracy.
LWW