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LWW
03-20-2008, 08:36 AM
Just my summation from perusing the news:

1 - We are against capital punishment but support abortion on demand.

2 - We believe that business creates oppression and governments create prosperity.

3 - We believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists.

4 - We believe that there was no art before federal funding.

5 - We believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV's.

6 - We believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.

7 - We believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.

8 - We believe that the same teacher who can't teach fourth graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

9 - We believe that hunters don't care about nature but loony activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do.

10 - We believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

11 - We believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make 'The Passion of the Christ' for financial gain only.

12 - We believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it is against certain parts of the Constitution.

13 - We believe that taxes are too low but ATM fees are too high.

14 - We believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Edison.

15 - We believe that standardized tests are racist but racial quotas and set-asides are not.

16 - We believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked any where it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.

17 - We believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sex offender in the White House was a good thing.

18 - We believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

19 - We believe that illegal DNC funding by the Chinese Government is in the best interest to the United States.

20 - We believe that it's okay to give Federal workers the day off on Christmas Day but it's not okay to say 'Merry Christmas.'

and last ...

We believe that stating this message in public is a part of a vast, Right Wing Conspiracy.

LWW

cheesemouse
03-20-2008, 08:54 AM
Lww, I know you wouldn't want to leave the impression that this post was something that originated in your, pardon the expression, mind would you now?

LWW
03-20-2008, 01:10 PM
If you mean did I reword it a little from a post made on AZB you are correct.

I've seen a few variations and am not sure where it actually originated from.

That being said, it seems to be the "PARTY LINE" in this day and age.

LWW

hondo
03-20-2008, 02:13 PM
I was really surprised that LWW believes all that.
He's more liberal than I thought!

LWW
03-21-2008, 06:15 AM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: hondo</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I was really surprised that LWW believes all that.
He's more liberal than I thought! </div></div>
Tired of getting your ass kicked on AZB so you 'run home to mama" I guess.

It doesn't seem your friends are willing to stand behind your trolling any longer.

LWW

bsmutz
03-21-2008, 10:56 AM
I think you may be right, Hondo. He finally seems to be getting his s**t together. And it only took a few months of getting his figurative head bashed in to see the light (or maybe it's the stars, lol). Of course, he'll now have to visit the proctologist to get his teeth cleaned, but no pain, no gain, right?

LWW
03-21-2008, 01:36 PM
OMFG they were right, you guys are that dumb ... saved for future generations that there really were people in the internet age ignorant enough to agree with that platform.

Your moonbat ID cards are in the mail.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: hondo</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I was really surprised that LWW believes all that.
He's more liberal than I thought! [/quote[quote=hondo]I was really surprised that LWW believes all that.
He's more liberal than I thought! </div></div>

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: bsmutz</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I think you may be right, Hondo. He finally seems to be getting his s**t together. And it only took a few months of getting his figurative head bashed in to see the light (or maybe it's the stars, lol). Of course, he'll now have to visit the proctologist to get his teeth cleaned, but no pain, no gain, right? </div></div>

LWW