One Pocket one liners -- got any?

[NH_Steve]

for example, many people have said:
One Pocket, It's like chess on a pool table.

How about:
One Passion, One Pocket

or:
One Pocket, The Crown Jewel of Pool

or:
One Pocket: I think, therefore I play...

and of course there is Strawberry's line, that I use in my signature:
One Pocket, it's an epidemic & there ain't no cure.
Anyone else have any others?

[PQQLK9]

One Pocket...never play a ball before it's time...

[Troy]

Ronnie Allen, the Ayatollah of One-a-Hola.....

I don't know if called himself that or if it was given to him.