View Full Version : depressed? Call Lifeline...

03-21-2008, 12:58 AM
ok, this is so bad but I just can't resist. I am exactly tired enough to post this:

I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.

Got a call center in Pakistan .
I told them I was suicidal.
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.


03-21-2008, 09:44 AM
Say, can you stop off, and pick up a passenger?...i have one in mind.

03-21-2008, 10:04 AM
Well, since they didn't ask if you were a pilot, I guess that means we can lower the threat level to pink.