08-06-2002, 07:21 PM
Even though you can't run a rack:
1) You're interested in obscure facts about pro players.
2) You're convinced the only thing keeping you from playing better is a Predator shaft.
3) You're always up on the latest cutting-edge technology of tips.
4) You're certain every week you've discovered the secret to pool.
5) You practice on tight pocket tables and don't come within a diamond of making anything.
6) You wonder, for no reason whatsoever, what the right game is between Jeremy Jones and Corey Deuel?
7) You rush into pool rooms with the latest info on tournaments.
8) Your last name rhymes with Watson.
9) You can name every material used in every stick you see.
10) You tell everybody you gave up gambling because it's a rotten habit, when the truth is that you used to dog away the rent money and just can't afford to do that anymore.
11) You stay close to anybody resembling a pro player, telling anybody else who asks, "Oh, we're friends."
12) You buy a new stick every other week and never sell the previous one.
13) You have pictures at home of you and pro players, arm wrapped around shoulder, you with a goofy smile, them looking like they can't wait to get away.
14) You know who won the 1992 Bicycle Club Casino event.
15) You watch Accu-Stat videos every Saturday night, right after splitting the power play with a friend.
That's a full rack. More to come.
1) You're interested in obscure facts about pro players.
2) You're convinced the only thing keeping you from playing better is a Predator shaft.
3) You're always up on the latest cutting-edge technology of tips.
4) You're certain every week you've discovered the secret to pool.
5) You practice on tight pocket tables and don't come within a diamond of making anything.
6) You wonder, for no reason whatsoever, what the right game is between Jeremy Jones and Corey Deuel?
7) You rush into pool rooms with the latest info on tournaments.
8) Your last name rhymes with Watson.
9) You can name every material used in every stick you see.
10) You tell everybody you gave up gambling because it's a rotten habit, when the truth is that you used to dog away the rent money and just can't afford to do that anymore.
11) You stay close to anybody resembling a pro player, telling anybody else who asks, "Oh, we're friends."
12) You buy a new stick every other week and never sell the previous one.
13) You have pictures at home of you and pro players, arm wrapped around shoulder, you with a goofy smile, them looking like they can't wait to get away.
14) You know who won the 1992 Bicycle Club Casino event.
15) You watch Accu-Stat videos every Saturday night, right after splitting the power play with a friend.
That's a full rack. More to come.