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wolfdancer
05-29-2008, 01:49 PM
HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029


Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia,formerly known as California .

White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.


Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.


Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica . No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!


Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.


George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.



Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.



85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.


Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.


Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Floruba.


Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

Abortion clinics now available in every
High School in United States.

Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays.


Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.


Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.


Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.


New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2030.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.


Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines.

jayalley
05-29-2008, 09:35 PM
Gosh, this is really clever. WOW!!!! Gee, you've convinced me...sign me up for the Obama campaign.


What a smug, self-righteous bloviating windbag. And your point in this too cute post is ....???

wolfdancer
05-30-2008, 01:03 AM
If you are too dumb to realize it's a cut and paste job, and if the
author's attempt at a little humor goes over your head....
OR maybe you just want to be an *****

I really don't give a F**K....
Here's something you might be able to understand though
GFY...
Your uncalled for idiotic insults tells me what a pos you are in person....
maybe that was my point ....

sack316
05-30-2008, 03:55 AM
It was funny. Not the most hilarious thing ever, but funny. And surely nobody could have taken this as being serious, or some kind of political outcry... if not just for the basic obvious stuff on it's face, but also because it pokes fun at habits and policies from either side of the fence.

Jay, are you alright there bub?

thanks for the laugh wolfie

Sack

eb_in_nc
05-30-2008, 07:24 AM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: wolfdancer</div><div class="ubbcode-body">If you are too dumb to realize it's a cut and paste job, and if the
author's attempt at a little humor goes over your head....
OR maybe you just want to be an *****

I really don't give a F**K....
Here's something you might be able to understand though
GFY...
Your uncalled for idiotic insults tells me what a pos you are in person....
maybe that was my point .... </div></div>

For what it's worth, I thought it was funny, and I'm one of Gayles silenced ones!!

Deeman3
05-30-2008, 07:42 AM
Wolfdancer becomes the first centenarian to win both the U.S.Open Pool Championsship and U.S Open Golf Tournament in the same year shortly after his marriage to Brittany Spears Grandaughter. Wolf, said, "Viva Viagra!" then collapsed and died with a grin even the corroner couldn't remove. /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif

bsmutz
05-30-2008, 09:55 AM
jayalley obviously went to the same school as El Dumb Dumb, the Institute for Idiocy and Megalomania. They both must have graduated magna cum ladidah.

eg8r
05-30-2008, 10:26 AM
I thought it was pretty funny.

eg8r

wolfdancer
05-30-2008, 10:28 AM
Sort of an "Attila the Hun" type death....but what a way to go.
I remember reading when a million dollars was...a million dollars, that someone offered that to anyone winning both the Tennis and Golf Open championships.