View Full Version : Alabama's advanced communications technology

07-18-2008, 11:14 AM
Copper Wire

After having dug to a depth of 10 yards last year, New York
scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came
to the conclusion, that their ancestors already had a telephone
network more than 100 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed,
California scientists dug to a depth of 20 yards, and
shortly after, headlines in the LA Ti mes newspaper read: 'California
archaeologists have found traces of 200 year old copper wire and have concluded
that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a
hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers.'

One week later, the 'Opelika-Auburn News', a
local newspaper in Alabama, reported the following:
'After digging as deep as 30 yards in cotton fields
near Marvin in Lee County Bubba, a self-taught archaeologist, reported
that he found absolutely nothing. Bubba has therefore concluded that 300
years ago, Alabama had already gone wireless.'

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07-18-2008, 12:31 PM
That was pretty good.


07-18-2008, 02:07 PM

07-19-2008, 01:29 PM
Sack, There is more knowledge in one Bubba than all the Scientists combined.
If we can figure how to get it out and apply it we'll never need oil again.
Thanks for the laugh.