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Chopstick
07-25-2008, 08:38 AM
Some of the winners of the BamaLamaDingDong World Tour T shirt contest.

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Deeman3
07-25-2008, 09:29 AM
Have you been censored?

LWW
07-25-2008, 10:10 AM
I'll get my $0.02 worth in.

http://www.thepeoplescube.com/images/Obama_buddha_335.gif

You are aware that these will greatly offend the followers of the most exalted and benevolent one, the messiah (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQ1YrUTcY68) Barack Hussein Obama.

LWW

Chopstick
07-25-2008, 11:08 AM
No yet. I wouldn't be surprised though. I heard him the other morning, saying you cannot say that the surge is a success because you don't know what would have happened if you had done what I was talking about before. What?!?

I listen to the guy for five minutes and I start wondering if I have enough bread crumbs to get back home.

wolfdancer
07-25-2008, 11:12 AM
Gautama Buddha was a rather peaceful chap...I don't foretell him
whispering in Obama's ear to nuke Pakistan.
Look at the bright side of the election outcome....you, "your side" will no longer have to defend the undefendable....you might even have something to go on the attack with.....like when he issues a Presidential decree that eubonics must be taught in school, appoints Louis Farrakhan as Homeland Security director, and orders "Lift Ev'ry Voice and Sing," to replace the National Anthem .

sack316
07-25-2008, 11:29 AM
I figured out why most of his stuff is speeches. When he gives a speech... It's moving. I still don't hear much in substance, but it's exciting, well said, and as beautiful to listen to as a Morgan Freeman movie.

But when in a Q & A, such as in France today, it seems half of his words are "uhhh... errrr... grumble... stumble... ummmm". He still sounds great when he's actually answering, but all the little sounds get kinda annoying after a while.

Sack

Chopstick
07-25-2008, 11:30 AM
You know. Now that I think about it there is something familiar about him. Maybe he really is an illegal alien. /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif

http://cage.p.tripod.com/images/f_quark.jpg

sack316
07-25-2008, 11:32 AM
Chop, the forces appear aligned against you today. I think you are being censored!

Sack

Chopstick
07-25-2008, 11:33 AM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: sack316</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I figured out why most of his stuff is speeches. When he gives a speech... It's moving. I still don't hear much in substance, but it's exciting, well said, and as beautiful to listen to as a Morgan Freeman movie.

But when in a Q & A, such as in France today, it seems half of his words are "uhhh... errrr... grumble... stumble... ummmm". He still sounds great when he's actually answering, but all the little sounds get kinda annoying after a while.

Sack </div></div>

My thoughts exactly.

Chopstick
07-25-2008, 11:35 AM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: sack316</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Chop, the forces appear aligned against you today. I think you are being censored!

Sack </div></div>

That's normal for me. I can sit down in an empty restaurant and not get served for an hour.

sack316
07-25-2008, 11:38 AM
well if it's truly empty that's because there are no servers or cooks in there either /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif damn life.

Sack

Deeman3
07-25-2008, 12:18 PM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: wolfdancer</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> Gautama Buddha was a rather peaceful chap...I don't foretell him
whispering in Obama's ear to nuke Pakistan.
Look at the bright side of the election outcome....you, "your side" will no longer have to defend the undefendable....you might even have something to go on the attack with.....like when he issues a Presidential decree that eubonics must be taught in school, appoints Louis Farrakhan as Homeland Security director, and orders "Lift Ev'ry Voice and Sing," to replace the National Anthem . </div></div>

<span style="color: #FF0000">You know, Wolfdancer, he si the only one who has actually threatened to nuke Pakistan. Pretty stront language for anyone. Do you suppose it is a little wink,wink like the Nafta thing? You remember, "I really didn't mean that, I was having to play to the voters." /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif

Maybe with the Farrakhan appointment we wil finally get past the slave guilt thing. Can you buy carbon credits or indulgences for white guilt? </span>

LWW
07-25-2008, 12:31 PM
I watched some of that.

It was like the Twilight Zone.

Obama endorses failed Eurosocialisk as the way of the future and Sarkozy endorses successful US brand capitalism.

LWW

LWW
07-25-2008, 12:33 PM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: wolfdancer</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> Gautama Buddha was a rather peaceful chap...I don't foretell him
whispering in Obama's ear to nuke Pakistan.
Look at the bright side of the election outcome....you, "your side" will no longer have to defend the undefendable....you might even have something to go on the attack with.....like when he issues a Presidential decree that eubonics must be taught in school, appoints Louis Farrakhan as Homeland Security director, and orders "Lift Ev'ry Voice and Sing," to replace the National Anthem . </div></div>
My "SIDE" doesn't occupy the White House wolfie, but you being a partisan moonbat think that there is only "your side" and the "other side" and that's a shame. It truly is.

LWW

wolfdancer
07-25-2008, 12:42 PM
I bow to your quick wit, sir.
I'm off to do my Tiger Woods impression...this usually lasts until I make contact with the ball, on the first tee...(it's these damn stress fractures in both my legs)
I credit both Ed and lww with helping my game. I've written their names on my balls, golf balls that is...and I just try real hard like, to smack the sh*t out of them.
On the other hand they are costing me money, as every time I get near water, I wonder how many I can drown?
But, like I say it's a better way to work off one's anger then to take your M1 down to McDonald's, and order the clerk to give everyone a happy meal, just before you shoot up the place....

Deeman3
07-25-2008, 12:44 PM
Jack,

Have a great round. I predict you'll hit those balls a long way. Just work on that direction thing. /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif

wolfdancer
07-25-2008, 12:54 PM
Nobody here will buy that bs, or your phony condescending attitude.
It's been "your side", Vs the other side...since day one of your arrival here....and no one else has done any more to promote dissension between the two factions then you.
Go sell that line of crap on AZB

LWW
07-25-2008, 03:48 PM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: wolfdancer</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Nobody here will buy that bs, or your phony condescending attitude.
It's been "your side", Vs the other side...since day one of your arrival here....and no one else has done any more to promote dissension between the two factions then you.
Go sell that line of crap on AZB
</div></div>
Yer funnee.

LWW

Vapros
07-25-2008, 05:09 PM
Many years ago, I watched a guy in my foursome hit four brand new Titleists into a water hazard. I suggested he use some old balls until he got one across, but he gave me a dirty look and said he had never had any old balls.

pooltchr
07-25-2008, 06:51 PM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Vapros</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Many years ago, I watched a guy in my foursome hit four brand new Titleists into a water hazard. I suggested he use some old balls until he got one across, but he gave me a dirty look and said he had never had any old balls. </div></div>

Now that there's funny...I don't care who you are!!!

Steve

sack316
07-25-2008, 07:04 PM
my concern is that he never specified anything about playing golf. I'm not into the swinger lifestyle, and thus don't know much terminology... but I'd love to know what a water hazard is.

Sack

wolfdancer
07-26-2008, 02:59 AM
Great story...I'll use it when the occasion presents itself, like the next water hazard I have to hit over.

Chopstick
07-26-2008, 07:02 AM
Arnold Palmer was in the British Open about to hit over a pond onto the green. He asked his caddy, "What club did Tony Jacklin hit form here yesterday?" His caddy replied, "A five iron sir." Arnie took out a five iron and hit his ball right in the water. He turned back to his caddy and said "I thought you said Tony hit a five iron from here yesterday." His caddy replied "He did sir. And he went in the water same as you." /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif

Caddies over there are trained not to give any unasked for advice.

Vapros
07-26-2008, 07:30 AM
Sack, a water hazard is any body of water located on the 'in bounds' area of a golf course. It may be a natural feature of the topography or a pond dug for the purpose of bedeviling golfers. It's the equivalent of a sand trap with water, except that normally you can't play out of it, and have to take the prescribed penalty for that course. For many players, it's a fatal attraction. The more they try to avoid it, the more they fall victim to it. I've never been in one, myself, but I have heard of others who have.

sack316
07-26-2008, 11:06 AM
Ah, so it was golf you were talking about! **relief**

Sack /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif