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wolfdancer
08-11-2008, 01:58 PM
Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in his new

Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called the local police station.



The conversation went like this: "Good morning. This is Sergeant

Jones. How might help you?"



"And the best of the day te yerself. This is Fadder O'Malley at St

Brigid's. Dere's a jackass lyin dead on me front lawn. Would ye be so kind as to send a couple o' yer lads to take care of da matter?"



Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a

smirk, "Well now father, it was always my impression that you people took care of last rites!"



There was dead silence on the line for a long moment. Father O'Malley

then replied: "Aye, tis certainly true, but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin."