View Full Version : On a lighter note

08-15-2008, 01:14 PM
I took my dad shopping the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him.

The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild In your life?'

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one.

And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.

'Got drunk once and f*****d a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.'

08-15-2008, 01:26 PM
Oh my goodness. I thought I was going to spit my drink out. /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif That was hilarious.


08-15-2008, 07:11 PM
BRAVO!!!!!!!! LMFAO!!!!!

08-16-2008, 02:25 AM
lol, very nice!


Gayle in MD
08-16-2008, 10:49 AM
We have our differences for sure, but that's one of the funniest stories I've ever heard.

You really ought to send that in, somewhere!