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Gayle in MD
09-05-2008, 12:20 PM
My oh my, now my Mom always taught me that you never make fun of how another person looks. But, what the hey, Gotta have some fun somehow!

I have always thought that Lindsey Graham (Grahm, however he spells it) looks gay as a two dollar bill, not that there is anything wrong with being gay, unless you're a Republican, that is. /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/wink.gif

So anyway, he is soooo weird looking! Not because he looks gay, but just because he's weird looking. /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/shocked.gif

Now I've been trying for years to cull out just who it is that he reminds me of, and I knew it was some woman I had seen.

so here's my take.

Estelle Parsons! /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/shocked.gif Remember her, in Bonnie and Clyde, after the big shooting in the swampy area, where she gets shot in the eyes, "Daddy, Daddy, Where are ya Daddy"

You put a wig on that dork, and you got Estelle Parsons! /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif

Ok, now how about RUDY! How does that man ever get invited anywhere!???? He has got to be one of the ugliest men I've ever laid eyes on. His mouth looks like a separate head! I keep looking for the eyes and nose that go with his mouth. I mean he looks like he was supposed to have a hair lip, but it didn't show up all the way! When he talks, his jaw and teeth are out of sinc! How does he do that! /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/shocked.gif

Why oh why doesn't somebody tell Kay Baily Hutchason that she needs a new wig, and new false teeth!!! /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/shocked.gif Georg Washington had better looking dentures than that!

And one more thing, When they played that old Heart song, Barracuda, as the theme song for our amazing "Sara Strong and Tall" I almost dropped on the floor laughing. /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif Jim and I were rolling. I guess those Christians don't know what that song is about! /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif !!!

That was almost as funny as when their exit song for Bill Clinton was "Addicted To love" (!!!) Now why didn't any of you brilliant righties catch that one! /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/wink.gif /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif I couldn't believe my ears! And couldn't believe that none of the pundits caught that one! /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif


But the big BS comedy award this week has to go to the brilliant Carley Fiorina, whose got the slimiest lipstick in the Republican party, (now tell me pahleeeze, why would any man want to kiss a woman whose mouth looks like it got stuck in a vasoline jar!) ... when along with Rudy, she tried to float this notion that "Sara Strong and Tall" had loads of foreign policy experience, because her state was closest to Russia!!!

BWA HA HA HA /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif C'mon you righties, now don't tell me that even you guys, didn't laugh at that one!

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Deeman3
09-05-2008, 01:55 PM
I know how you feel and agree we should all take closer looks at those things that had us rolling in the isles for the last two weeks.

Could you believe the size and color of Hillary's pantsuits? I mean, the back looked like she had hams stored for winter. No wonder Bill jumped every under 200 lb. gal in D.C except for her. Did you see those chipmunk cheeks and the nodding head as if she could sway everyone into the belief that she was not lying by nodding at every word?

How about her pal, that Pelosi chick? There must have been some hanky panky in the permits for moving that much Botox across country without an escort service. Talk about not pulling off the slutty Grandma look!

How about that Barbara Boxer, did they really get the dog name from her? Someone whisper, lip gloss is not for the forehead! Where did the EEOC come up with that dress that Obama's wife was sporting? While Hillary's color flash pantsuit would scare off the moose, the future First Lady looked like just a little too much time was spent with the people on the South Side....

How 'bout them hogs? The Democratic Women's Caucus had the size and the make up to star in Animal Farm and have a few characters left over. Good thing the Dems get to vote blind in those urban centered states. SOOOOWe Pigs...

You are right, this is fun....

wolfdancer
09-05-2008, 03:09 PM
male chauvinist pig, misogynist.....our wimmen folk make yer wimmens look like rich, white trash.
Sarah may be able to fire a shotgun at the N. pole, but can she pole dance?
I'd say more but I have to get ready to go where no man need to go....Chuck E. Cheese, to celebrate my friend's daughter's 3rd birthday....it's one of life's milestone events, as your potty training is almost complete...
This is the smartest, and cutest 3 yr old, I've ever known.

Deeman3
09-05-2008, 03:17 PM
Wolf,

Have a great time and don't be pinchin' those MILT ladies out there. That's Chopstick's job.

Have a great weekend. I'm gonna go get my misogynist vaccination. /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif

Chopstick
09-05-2008, 05:04 PM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: wolfdancer</div><div class="ubbcode-body">male chauvinist pig, misogynist.....our wimmen folk make yer wimmens look like rich, white trash.
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That's because they are. So, what's your point?

Here's something for your up coming event. /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif

Chucky Cheese Hell (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLGtuDZTk6o&feature=related)

Chopstick
09-05-2008, 05:05 PM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Deeman3</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Wolf,

Have a great time and don't be pinchin' those MILT ladies out there. That's Chopstick's job.

Have a great weekend. I'm gonna go get my misogynist vaccination. /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif </div></div>

That's MILF as in VPILF. /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif

Gayle in MD
09-05-2008, 05:20 PM
LMAO, You're so funny!

Gayle in MD
09-05-2008, 05:22 PM
Gee, you're much better at this than I am. /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif Shucks, you always out do me! /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/cry.gif