Rush Limbaugh to Judge Miss America Pageant!!!

[Sev]

It is a proud day for the American people and our country to have the worlds foremost conservative talk radio host selected as one of an elite group of individuals that will be responsible for judging the Miss America Pageant.

The inclusion of Mr. Limbaugh to this elite group will no doubt bolster the pageants languishing ratings. This is a good day. A great day!!!

So sit back. Light up your cigars, pour yourself a fine bourbon and enjoy the show!!!

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[Chopstick]

I'll bet he called Beck to brag about it. /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif

[pooltchr]

I'd be willing to bet we don't have the kind of controvercial questions we got last year!

Steve

[wolfdancer]

Rush isn't fit to judge a dog show...I hope they enforce a rule whereby he isn't allowed within 20 ft of the contestants.
Does he know that they will be semi-nude, sort of....in swimsuits? Isn't that against his moral code???

[Sev]

Nope it isnt.

Fresh meat for a single man is not against any code.

[wolfdancer]

But, but,....Rush is....."he without sin"
"The ways of the flesh shall offer no allure" (Camelot)
Your ideal Republican.

[Sev]

Seriously. Arthur's nights of the round table???

[hondo]

My guess it that slimeball will try to trade sex for votes.