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LWW
10-17-2009, 08:41 AM
Following the October revolution, Lenin sent out a group of gubmint Marxism experts to explain to the Russian people how the new system would work.

One of the Marxism expert's stopped by comrade Sunnumabeechski's farm, and the conversation went like this:

MARXISM EXPERT : "Greetings comrade farmer."

RUSSIAN FARMER : "And vot do you vant city boy?"

MARXISM EXPERT : "I am here to explain wondrous new economic program called Marxism."

RUSSIAN FARMER : "I Give you few minutes. How it work?"

MARXISM EXPERT : "Is simple comrade. We redistribute wealth in name of fairness."

RUSSIAN FARMER : "Hmmm ... can you give example?"

MARXISM EXPERT : "Certainly, let's say we find farmer with two barn ... we take from him one barn and give to man with no barn."

RUSSIAN FARMER : "I see. Sound fair so far."

MARXISM EXPERT : "And if we find man with two tractor, we take from him one tractor and give to man with no tractor."

RUSSIAN FARMER : "Da. Make sense."

MARXISM EXPERT : "And if we find man with two cow, we take from him one cow and give to man with no cow."

RUSSIAN FARMER : "Go on."

MARXISM EXPERT : "And if we find man with two cheeken, we take from him one cheeken and give to man with no cheeken."

RUSSIAN FARMER : "NYET! IS NO GOOD! GET OFF MY FARM BEFORE I KEEL YOU!"

MARXISM EXPERT : "Comrade, why are you so angry at plan?"

RUSSIAN FARMER : "I have two cheeken!"

LWW