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Deeman3
10-23-2009, 03:21 PM
COWS
> Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad
> cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in
> Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in
> the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to
> their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11
> million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should
> give each of them a cow.
>
>
> THE CONSTITUTION
>
> They keep talking about drafting a constitution for Iraq ... Why don't
> we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it
> has worked for over 200 years, & we're not using it anymore.
>
>
> THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
>
> The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a
> courthouse or Congress is this --you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not
> Steal' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a
> building full of politicians.... it creates a hostile work environment.

pooltchr
10-23-2009, 04:11 PM
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Steve

Sev
10-24-2009, 07:47 AM
HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Very nice.