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llotter
11-15-2009, 08:12 AM
They really happened! Do you remember?

HERE'S THE TEST

1. 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by:
a. Superman
b. Jay Leno
c. Harry Potter
d. A Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40

2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by :
a. Olga Corbett
b. Sitting Bull
c. Arnold Schwarzenegger
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

3. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:
a. Lost Norwegians
b. Elvis
c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
d . Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

4.. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped (& CIA Station Chief killed) in Lebanon by:
a. John Dillinger
b. The King of Sweden
c. The Boy Scouts
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

5. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
a. A pizza delivery boy
b. Pee Wee Herman
c. Geraldo Rivera
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

6. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by:
a. The Smurfs
b. Davey Jones
c. The Little Mermaid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

7. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US Navy diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:
a. Captain Kidd
b. Charles Lindberg
c. Mother Teresa
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

8. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
a. Scooby Doo
b. The Tooth Fairy
c. The Sundance Kid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the a ges of 17 and 40

9. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
a. Richard Simmons
b. Grandma Moses
c. Michael Jordan
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

10. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
a. Mr. Rogers
b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill's women problems
c. The World Wrestling Federation
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

11. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the passengers.
Thousands of people were killed by:
a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
b. The Supreme Court of Florida
c. Mr Bean
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

12. In 2002, the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
a. Enron
b. The Lutheran Church
c. The NFL
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

13. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
a. Bonnie and Clyde
b. Captain Kangaroo
c. Billy Graham
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

14. In 2009, 12 soldiers plus one civilian were murdered and 30+ others wounded by:

a. Kamikaze bombers
b. Mexican drug lords
c. Hugo Chavez
d. A Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40

So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent on killing us, airport security screeners and American psychologists are no longer allowed to profile certain people. They must conduct random searches of 80-year-old women, soldiers with guns, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, military doctors, secret agents who are members of the President's security detail, university professors, car salesmen, business owners, 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of Honor winner and former Governor Joe Foss. However, they must ignore Muslim Males between the ages 17 and 40 lest they be guilty of profiling.

LWW
11-15-2009, 08:57 AM
Are you trying to say there is a trend in all of this?

We all know the real terrorist was Bush.

You are obviously a racist, sexist, islamophobic, homophobic tool of big oil, big insurance, big medicine, and major league baseball.

LWW

llotter
11-15-2009, 09:39 AM
Isn't it about time that we recognized that the Left/statists are responsible for this insane PC world that is destroying both common sense and our country? Apparatchiks like Gayle and the useful idiots following her lead are repeating nothing but lies, in the model of the Nazi fascist Goebbels, in a too successful effort to kill truth wherever it shows up because the truth inevitably undermines their position.

pooltchr
11-15-2009, 10:53 AM
All of those attacks are our (America) fault. If we weren't the evil empire that we are, they wouldn't hate us and want to destroy our way of life. If we didn't fight back, and would open up discussions with them, they would see what nice people we are and would stop these attacks. How can you blame them for trying to take over our country? Their own countries are such shining examples of life in the mew millenium that we should abandon ours and drop down to their level.

Success breeds envy, and envy leads to anger.
They hate us because our country had been successful.
We now have a leader who agrees with them!

Steve