pooltchr
12-22-2009, 02:45 PM
I have recently come to the conclusion that everything about Christmas is bad, and we need to stop it.
Santa is a poor role model for kids. With his big fat belly, he obviously has an eating disorder and is obese. How can we expect our children to eat healthy with sights like this everywhere?
Cutting down trees to use as temporary home decorations depletes the forests, which isn't good for the environment. Christmas trees should be immediately banned!
How many more trees are killed to make wrapping paper, which is in the trash on December 26, heading toward some overloaded landfill?
How much extra fuel do we burn with all those extra trips to the mall to buy some gift that will likely cause the recipient to make an extra trip to the mall to exchange it after Christmas?
How much extra electricity does it take to light up all those lawn decorations, Christmas trees, and city streats all across the country.
Christmas travel wastes millions of gallons of fuel with all the extra flying and driving families are obligated to do every year.
Just imagine how much global warming we could eliminate if we would just do away with this entire silly holiday!!!!!!!!!
Steve
how's that for being politically correct?
Steve
Santa is a poor role model for kids. With his big fat belly, he obviously has an eating disorder and is obese. How can we expect our children to eat healthy with sights like this everywhere?
Cutting down trees to use as temporary home decorations depletes the forests, which isn't good for the environment. Christmas trees should be immediately banned!
How many more trees are killed to make wrapping paper, which is in the trash on December 26, heading toward some overloaded landfill?
How much extra fuel do we burn with all those extra trips to the mall to buy some gift that will likely cause the recipient to make an extra trip to the mall to exchange it after Christmas?
How much extra electricity does it take to light up all those lawn decorations, Christmas trees, and city streats all across the country.
Christmas travel wastes millions of gallons of fuel with all the extra flying and driving families are obligated to do every year.
Just imagine how much global warming we could eliminate if we would just do away with this entire silly holiday!!!!!!!!!
Steve
how's that for being politically correct?
Steve