View Full Version : Senate Reschedules GW Hearings

02-09-2010, 05:10 PM
Due to impending Ice Age, the Senate was forced to reschedule the "Global Warming Impacts, Including Public Health, in the United States" hearings. The funding will continue unabated, however.

02-09-2010, 05:32 PM
Indeed, some prezently liveable areas of the globe are likely to bekum permanently unliveable (or at least unsuitable for agriculture) due to ice and snow -- when global warming gets worse.
Plus, we will have lots more extreme weather -- inklooding ice and snow -- but it appears that scientists dissagree on this.

02-09-2010, 05:46 PM
Darn if I didn't misinterpret that heading. I thought the hearing was to nominate GW(B) for possible canonization.
That usually requires a few miracles to be proven, by my Religion...and I believe that he has exceeded those requirements.
It was a miracle he got elected, another miracle he got reelected, a third that he didn't get "expunged" and a fourth that he hasn't been tried and convicted, as of yet.

02-09-2010, 06:18 PM
Only those deceived by the lightning from the heights subscribe to the illogic being pushed by brother Algore.


02-09-2010, 08:49 PM
I notice that you had another brain fart and came up with "lightning from the heights", and think it so f*****g clever, it is now the main line in all your posts.
I can see why you have no real friends, and need to troll 10 sites to have any type of conversation with others......

02-10-2010, 02:04 AM
I hope that the knowledge of the phrase enters your consciousness brother wolf.

It is scriptural.

Bless you.