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sack316
03-03-2010, 12:19 PM
IF YOU MARRY AN ALABAMA GIRL

Three friends married women from different parts of the Southeast.

The first man married a woman from Florida . He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from Georgia . He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from Alabama . He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.

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eg8r
03-03-2010, 01:23 PM
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Deeman3
03-03-2010, 02:47 PM
Damn, Glad I married a Detroit gal. /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif

wolfdancer
03-03-2010, 03:16 PM
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Aren't marriages down there..."all in the family"?

sack316
03-03-2010, 04:02 PM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: wolfdancer</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif
Aren't marriages down there..."all in the family"? </div></div>

Yeah, sisters grow up with their 'bubbas' (big brother) and bubba's friends... lil' sister gets tough from hanging out and roughhousing with all the boys as a youth. When she becomes a woman and of marriage age (say, 13... 14... or whenever the seed is planted) she is plenty tough enough to handle herself and make hubby have to do his own damn cooking and chores /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif

Sack

Deeman3
03-03-2010, 04:07 PM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: wolfdancer</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif
Aren't marriages down there..."all in the family"? </div></div>

No, I think it was Maryland that we were citing just last week. We just have to settle for the largest population of obese relatives married to compete. /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif

Like Maryland, when we have a death at the plant here, you would not beleive how many of the 700 or so are so related they have to attend the funeral. Of course, if it is both their wife and sister, I guess it saves on paperwork for the bereivement benefit. /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif That's cost savings that we can believe in!