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Qtec
03-18-2010, 01:29 PM
What, another Republican made it past border control!






























<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> <span style='font-size: 20pt'>Man assaulted officer with penis</span>

A man <u>who assaulted a female police officer with his penis has been fined.</u><span style="color: #990000">LMFAO</span>

Marium Varinauskas, 28, tried to strike the officer on the head with his penis when she was called out to his flat, <u>but she got out of the way.</u>

Lithuanian Varinauskas admitted a charge of assault at Aberdeen Sheriff Court and was fined 600.

The court heard he had been drinking heavily and could not remember committing the offence at his home in Aberdeen.

Police were called to his home by his girlfriend, who had complained about him being drunk last November.

They arrived to find the self-employed engineer sitting on the sofa wearing a pair of underpants. </div></div>

too much ! (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/north_east/8570398.stm)

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Q

pooltchr
03-18-2010, 04:10 PM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Qtec</div><div class="ubbcode-body">What, another Republican made it past border control!



Q </div></div>

Yes...probably came here from the Netherlands!!!

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Steve

LWW
03-19-2010, 10:41 AM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Qtec</div><div class="ubbcode-body">What, another Republican made it past border control!

Q </div></div>

But you did just make your conclusion up.

How bitterly ironic.

LWW

eg8r
03-19-2010, 12:04 PM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">A man who assaulted a female police officer with his penis has been fined...Marium Varinauskas, 28, tried to strike the officer on the head with his penis when she was called out to his flat,...</div></div>How short is this chick?

eg8r