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6,000,000,000 BB (Before Barack.)
Barack Yahweh Allah Obama did descend from Heaven and create the Earth including all of the social programs needed for all creatures to go forth and multiply, condoms for those that did not desire to multiply, free abortions for those who were careless, and free government cheese.
George Dubya Beelzebush creates flyover country, and the conservatives that live within these lands of desolation clinging to their guns and religion.
Barack Yahweh Allah Obama did send his only begotten son, Jesus Christ Obama.
Pontius "THE PILOT" Bush did betray him and order his death.
July 4th, 1776.
Thomas Hussein Obama declared our freedom from the repression of the nation of Texas.
July 5th, 1776.
King George the Younger was plenty pizzed.
Barack Hussein Washington drove the Jews, Crusaders, and Infidels into the sea at the Battle of Yorktown.
Without the help of our European friends this would never have happened.
Jefferson Davis Bush led a revolt against the United Socialists States of America ... founding the Criminal States of America.
The CSA was founded on the ideals that all minorities should be slaves forever, women should be kept barefoot and pregnant, all tax money should go to Halliburton, and every single person should be forced to worship the baby Jesus or be beheaded.
The evil minions of the CSA were slaughtered single handedly by Abraham Hussein Oblincoln at the battle of Gettysbush.
In this decisive battle Oblincoln slaughtered 1,000,000 rebels with the power of his voice as he commanded the heavens to reign hellfire and brimstone down upon them.
This famous post battle photograph was taken Chris Matthews Brady who says "I felt a chill run up my leg!"
Alfonse "SCARFACE" Bush moved from the rackets of Chicago to New York where he quickly bankrupted the entire financial system of the world.
Adolf Prescott Bush seizes control of the peaceful nation of Germany and launches WWII.
Franklin Barack Roosebama arrives just in time to write a check making the world wealthy again and to defeat Adolf Prescott Bush by singlehandedly landing on the beaches of Normandy and talking sense to the people.
Hussein Wilson Obama is elected and saves the US from the horrors inflicted upon it by James Earl Bush.
September 11, 2001.
Osama Bin Bush, from the caves of Kandahar, Texas launches an attack on the world.
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