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04-09-2010, 08:47 PM
Are you a Socialist?
All together now: You Know You’re a Socialist if…..
By Judi McLeod Thursday, April 8, 2010

President Barack Obama has challenged enemies who call him a Socialist to “prove it”, including Glenn Beck.

With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy of “You Might Be A Redneck If…” fame, Canada Free Press (CFP) without benefit of blackboard, sneakers or M & Ms is bringing Obama into the light:

You might be a Socialist if: Your baby diapers were red and not white;

You might be a Socialist if: You swallowed whole the pages of Saul Alinsky’s Rules for Radicals.

You might be a Socialist if: You hide behind the white flag of surrender instead of bravely showing the Stars and Stripes.

You might be a Socialist if: Your best friends include Chavez, Castro, Ortega and Zelaya.

You might be a Socialist if: You’re convinced Russia is on your side.

You might be a Socialist if: You swallow up GM and spit out Government Motors.

You might be a Socialist if: Your most frequent White House visitor is SEIU head Andy Stern.

You might be a Socialist if: You offer the peace of the grave rather than peace through strength to the Free World.

You might be a Socialist if: You travel the world putting America down but hole up in the White House when you come back home.

You might be a Socialist if: You try to force veggies grown in human feces (sludge) down the throats of helpless little “fat” kids.

You might be a Socialist if: You believe God speaks to you—and only to you—on your Blackberry.

You might be a Socialist if: Your growing up heroes were Karl Marx, Friedrich Engels, not George Washington and Thomas Jefferson.

You might be a Socialist if: You want to spend other people’s money faster than they do.

You might be a Socialist if: You blame everything on George W. Bush.

You might be a Socialist if: You steal Christmas Eve and Palm Sunday from the Christian masses.

You might be a Socialist if: You empower aging 60ish hippies as your shadow government.

You might be a Socialist if: You throw all your friends, and even your own Granny under the bus.

Hope this was of some help, Glenn.

Link: http://canadafreepress.com/index.php/article/21794

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04-10-2010, 04:52 AM
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