View Full Version : Jump Cue Guy

08-22-2002, 05:35 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote: rackmup the songwriter:</font><hr>With apologies to Don McLean
Jump Guy (sung to the tune of American Pie)

A long long time ago
I can still remember how that jump cue used to make me cry
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make that cueball dance
And maybe I could get it into the sky.

But getting hooked made me shiver
With every jump I'd deliver
The low down on my jump shots
Was to protect your crotch

I can't remember if I cried
When I hit that lady in the side
They said the bruise went deep inside
The day my jump cue died

Bye-bye, Mr Jump Cue Guy
Drove the cueball to the cloth
But the ball never flied
And them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Sayin' Watch out for that jump cue guy
Or this could be the day that you die.<hr></blockquote>

When I take the JC out of my case, people lift their feet, women grab their children and run and the frail begin to pray. It's to them, I dedicate this song and at least one hour per week of jump practice in an attempt to make the pool room a safer place.


Ken (wondering how many of you are old enough to remember this song)

08-22-2002, 05:37 AM
Good morning Ken:

For a small nominal fee, (she means Six (6) zeros Ken) I will teach you how to jump.

Dr. D.

08-22-2002, 07:00 AM
Nice song Ken. My jumping leaves much to be desired (read: I can't jump) so I will patiently wait for my "Chris Cass's jumping bean" video and try to kick every ball 34 rails.


08-22-2002, 07:03 AM
Good morning Kato:

For a small nominal fee (she means Five (5) zeros Kato) I will teach you how to jump...


Dr. D.

08-22-2002, 07:24 AM
Are there any numbers in front or decimals within the zeros? There may come a time where I have to make difficult choices. What is more important? Dinner with the lady or jumping whitey? I've gotten whitey airborne a few times and I like it BUT since I've been flying under the female radar for quite some time I'll have to take the dinner and wait for my Chris Cass video.

Kato~~~thinks perhaps Voodoo will teach me to jump someday

08-22-2002, 07:26 AM
Good morning Kato:

You can place any number you would like, as a prefix to all those zeros, as long as it is either equal to or greater then One (1)!


Dr. D.

08-22-2002, 07:31 AM
I am declaring bankruptcy from learning to jump!!!!!


08-22-2002, 07:36 AM
Good morning:

No Worries, I will let you work it off....

Dr. D.

08-22-2002, 07:47 AM
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9 Ball Girl
08-22-2002, 07:49 AM
Hail to the Jump Cue Guy, Jump Cue Guy, Jump Cue Guy.
Hail to the Jump Cue Guy, the Jump Cue Guy rules.
He jumps and he squirts and he masses 'em too.
Hail to the Jump Cue Guy, the Jump Cue Guy rules!

Wendy~~thinks she'd better get to work now /ccboard/images/icons/crazy.gif