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Sid_Vicious
05-10-2010, 02:18 PM
A notable gynaecologist once said,

"The best engine in the world is the vagina.
It can be started with one finger.
It is self-lubricating.
It takes any size piston.
And it changes its own oil every four weeks.

It is only a pity that the management system is so f#cking temperamental."

cushioncrawler
05-11-2010, 05:20 AM
No its the penis.
It can stand up to the vacuum from ten sucking priests.
It can withstand over 10,000 wet dreams.
It haz been known to run for over 10 yrs on nothing but toilet paper.
madMac.

Qtec
05-11-2010, 06:11 AM
Off topic but interesting.

link (http://www.ufo-blogger.com/2010/04/free-energy-magnet-motor-demonstrated.html)

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Challenge the future ...Yes that what Turkish inventor, Muammer Yildiz, did as recently he demonstrated his magnet motor that he alleged runs on the power of magnets alone at a Delft University in the Netherlands. The motor is shown turning a fan at a high speed, and no wires can be seen going to the device; then the device is disassembled in front of the group. </div></div>

With video. Pretty amazing. No Uri Geller here. He takes it apart and lets everyone examine it.

I think he is going public to stop any energy company snatching the patent and locking it in a vault for the next 50 years. Or preventing the invention from being produced through litigation.

Q

LWW
05-11-2010, 06:15 AM
UFO-BLOGGER as a believable source.

THAT'S FUNNY.

LWW

Chopstick
05-11-2010, 06:20 AM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Qtec</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Off topic but interesting.

link (http://www.ufo-blogger.com/2010/04/free-energy-magnet-motor-demonstrated.html)

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Challenge the future ...Yes that what Turkish inventor, Muammer Yildiz, did as recently he demonstrated his magnet motor that he alleged runs on the power of magnets alone at a Delft University in the Netherlands. The motor is shown turning a fan at a high speed, and no wires can be seen going to the device; then the device is disassembled in front of the group. </div></div>

With video. Pretty amazing. No Uri Geller here. He takes it apart and lets everyone examine it.

I think he is going public to stop any energy company snatching the patent and locking it in a vault for the next 50 years. Or preventing the invention from being produced through litigation.

Q
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I looked into those a few years ago. Sure, they work on youtube but they don't really work in the lab. It's like gyroscopic levitation. Seems like a good idea but it just doesn't work.

LWW
05-11-2010, 06:29 AM
OK ... anyone who earned a "C" or higher in HS physics and who conducted a cursory review of Mr Yildiz's claims would realize that this is grade A snake oil.

His invention relies upon a monopole magnet. A monopole, or single pole, magnet is one which has only a north or a south pole and not both.

The problem is that a monopole magnet has never been found in nature or created in the lab. The invention of a monopole magnet in itself would be revolutionary.

It has long been hypothesized that monopole drive engines could account for the herky jerky motion of UFO's and could be an interplanetary drive engine.

The problem is that splitting a dipole magnet doesn't give you 2 monopole magnets, it gives you 2 smaller dipole magnets.

A true monopole magnet, if he had one, in a stationary position ... as his magic motor would be when turned off ... would leap off the workbench and fly directly to the magnetic north (Or south as the case may be.) pole of the Earth.

Some believe that monopole atoms may have been created ... in extremely small amounts ... in the big bang and that someday it may be possible to harvest them from empty space.

It amazes me how many people stand in line to be duped by such charlatans ... and I'm confident he will find investors intrigued by the promise of great wealth.

Once that happens Mr Yildiz will likely vanish or end up in the Euro penal system.

Klaatu verada nikto.

LWW