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hondo
05-30-2010, 03:33 PM
Hondo, Gayle, Wolfie, Q, Dick, Sid actually leave.

LWW: Well, Hondo's gone too. He was ... wait for it...
hoist by thy petard!

hondo
05-30-2010, 03:34 PM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: hondo</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Hondo, Gayle, Wolfie, Q, Dick, Sid actually leave.

LWW: Well, Hondo's gone too. He was ... wait for it...
hoist by thy petard! </div></div>

Sev: ROTHFLMFAO! Oh, Dub, you kill me! I mean it! That's some funny stuff!

hondo
05-30-2010, 03:35 PM
Pooltchr: I have to agree with LWW on this one. Give those Lefties enough rope and they'll hang themselves.

hondo
05-30-2010, 03:37 PM
Johnny D.: Hondo needs to read the Good Book. Satan has him by the short hairs.

hondo
05-30-2010, 03:37 PM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: hondo</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Johnny D.: Hondo needs to read the Good Book. Satan has him by the short hairs. </div></div>


LWW: Uh, Johnny, my dear brother in Christ, Hondo's gone.

hondo
05-30-2010, 03:39 PM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: hondo</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: hondo</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Johnny D.: Hondo needs to read the Good Book. Satan has him by the short hairs. </div></div>


LWW: Uh, Johnny, my dear brother in Christ, Hondo's gone. </div></div>

Johnny D.: Gee, thanks LWW! Yure the most smartest man I know.
P.S. Hondo's a pervert.

hondo
05-30-2010, 03:41 PM
Llotter: Ugh! Me kill abortion doctor. Ugh! Jesus loves you.

hondo
05-30-2010, 03:42 PM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: hondo</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Llotter: Ugh! Me kill abortion doctor. Ugh! Jesus loves you. </div></div>

Johnny D. : Bless you. You ar a true Christen.

hondo
05-30-2010, 03:43 PM
LWW: Bless you both. Truth vs. truthyness.

hondo
05-30-2010, 03:43 PM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: hondo</div><div class="ubbcode-body">LWW: Bless you both. Truth vs. truthyness. </div></div>

EG8R: You guys disgust me. Sarah Palin in 2012.

hondo
05-30-2010, 03:45 PM
LWW: Uh, what do we talk about now?
I got it. Obama caused the oil spill.

hondo
05-30-2010, 03:46 PM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: hondo</div><div class="ubbcode-body">LWW: Uh, what do we talk about now?
I got it. Obama caused the oil spill. </div></div>


Pooltchr: I have to agree with you on this one, LWW.

hondo
05-30-2010, 03:46 PM
Ugotda7: Hondo's a liar.

hondo
05-30-2010, 03:47 PM
Lamas; Hondo owes me an apology.

hondo
05-30-2010, 03:47 PM
Sliderule: No, Hondo owes ME an apology.

hondo
05-30-2010, 03:48 PM
Cuejoey: Can I come on here and ROTFLMFAO too at Hondo?
Can I , Dub, huh, huh?

hondo
05-30-2010, 03:50 PM
LWW: Sure, Joey, welcome aboard.
Hoist by thy petard.

hondo
05-30-2010, 03:50 PM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: hondo</div><div class="ubbcode-body">LWW: Sure, Joey, welcome aboard.
Hoist by thy petard. </div></div>

Cuejoey: ROTFLMFAO!

hondo
05-30-2010, 03:50 PM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: hondo</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: hondo</div><div class="ubbcode-body">LWW: Sure, Joey, welcome aboard.
Hoist by thy petard. </div></div>

Cuejoey: ROTFLMFAO! </div></div>

Sev: ROTFLMFAO!

hondo
05-30-2010, 03:51 PM
a new poster( liberal): What's wrong with you people?

hondo
05-30-2010, 03:52 PM
Moderator to new poster: If you continue to start trouble you will be removed. I will not tell you twice.

hondo
05-30-2010, 03:54 PM
LWW: Thanks, mods. Good to see you have our back.

Hoist by thy petard!!! /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif

LWW
05-30-2010, 03:55 PM
It's "HOIST BY THINE OWN PETARD" hondo.

It's a quote from Shakespeare's Hamlet ... I would have thought that an "ENGLISH TEACHER OF THE YEAR" would be familiar with the phrase. At least those in 48 states would have been.

But, if you haven't read Orwell I have no reason to suspect you have read Shakespeare ... although both are available in a Cliff Notes version.

A petard is derived from the French language word "PETAR" and loosely means either a fart or a bomb. A bomb which went off prematurely would "HOIST" the igniter of said bomb. Hence the phrase means for one's evil plan(s) to harm another actually harming the instigator.

It happens so commonly to leftists that it is quite appropriate, and I try whenever possible to add a bit of culture to conversations with said leftists.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: William Shakespeare</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><span style='font-size: 14pt'>"There's letters seal'd: and my two schoolfellows,
Whom I will trust as I will adders fang'd,
They bear the mandate; they must sweep my way
And marshal me to knavery. Let it work;
For 'tis the sport to have the enginer
Hoist with his own petard; and 't shall go hard
But I will delve one yard below their mines
And blow them at the moon: O, 'tis most sweet,
When in one line two crafts directly meet."</span></div></div>

LWW

LWW
05-30-2010, 03:57 PM
Per the request of another member:

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><span style='font-size: 14pt'>"This isn't a gunfight and I don't need to shoot at hondo ... all I need to do is hold up the bullet and he will beat himself onto the cartridge in a mad flailing attempt to martyr his own self."
-LWW-</span></div></div>

hondo
05-30-2010, 04:09 PM
Dang! Now I've never read Hamlet or 1984?
Oh, dear! And I was so sure I had actually taught those 2 works for 30 years!
Classic doublethink, huh, dud?

Hoist by th(ine) (own) peter, er petar.

BTW, what other cliffnotes have you read? Other than Orwell and Willie?
Maybe we can start a literary circle?

How did you like War and Peace and Crime and Punishment's
cliffnotes?
How about Hesse, Baldwin, Irving?

hondo
05-30-2010, 04:11 PM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: LWW</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Per the request of another member:

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><span style='font-size: 14pt'>"This isn't a gunfight and I don't need to shoot at hondo ... all I need to do is hold up the bullet and he will beat himself onto the cartridge in a mad flailing attempt to martyr his own self."
-LWW-</span></div></div>
</div></div>

Always threats with guns! Where does it end with you? GEEZE LOUISE!!!!

hondo
05-30-2010, 04:19 PM
'It's "HOIST BY THINE OWN PETARD" hondo"

I was using the Johnny D. translation. /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif

Laugh, dud. It doesn't always have to be about meanness.

And you know how attracted all of us are to you. ( Wink! Wink!)

LWW
05-30-2010, 07:07 PM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: hondo</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I've never read Hamlet or 1984?</div></div>

See ... isn't truth rewarding.

LWW

hondo
05-30-2010, 07:17 PM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: LWW</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: hondo</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I've never read Hamlet or 1984?</div></div>

See ... isn't truth rewarding.

LWW </div></div>

So, do you work at being a scumbag or does it just come naturally to you?
Seriously. Answer the question.
And please don't deny being a scumbag because you really are, dud.
Not a Christian.
Not honest.
Not a good guy.
Not a decent human being.
Just a plain ole ordinary scumbag.

Ah, I feel so much better now.
I imagine you'll get me tossed, but, still...

I just feel cleaner now.
Somebody had to let you know.
Didn't you figure it would be me? /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif

Sev
05-30-2010, 07:41 PM
I dont think the Pope would approve.

wolfdancer
05-30-2010, 10:54 PM
Hondo funny stuff....!!!!....and what really made it funny was using their own lines...

Qtec
05-31-2010, 03:49 AM
Its funny, The GOD party thinks greed is a good thing.

Greed is good.that's Capitalism.

Q.......who pays?

LWW
05-31-2010, 05:53 AM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Sev</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I dont think the Pope would approve.

</div></div>

If asked ... I think he would say that H, W, and Q have each been hoist by their collectivist petards. Again.

LWW

wolfdancer
06-02-2010, 01:59 AM
Isn't that precious?

LWW
06-02-2010, 04:15 AM
Actually, it was.

Thanks.

LWW