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pooltchr
07-01-2010, 07:03 AM
WHY I'VE DECIDED TO VOTE DEMOCRAT

Written by To The Point News
Friday, 22 August 2008

I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

I'm voting Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or four pointy headed elitist liberals need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that when the terrorists don't have to hide from us over there, they'll come over here, and I don't want to have any guns in the house to shoot them with.

(I'm so Democrat that I have a big sign on the door of my house: There are no guns in this home! That, I am quite sure, will deter criminals. I think all Democrats should be required to display this sign on their home.)

I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse.

I really wonder why anyone would ever vote Republican.



Steve

wolfdancer
07-01-2010, 07:25 PM
I hope that you and your horse will be very happy...it's a match made in heaven. A horse and a horses ass.
You might be happier though with a donkey......they are almost as dumb as a mule....and who wants to marry an animal that is smarter then they iz?

pooltchr
07-01-2010, 08:22 PM
I should have expected that you would be the first to follow my post....and to do so with nothing but insults.

Your type never change.
Worthless!

Steve

Stretch
07-01-2010, 11:36 PM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: pooltchr</div><div class="ubbcode-body">WHY I'VE DECIDED TO VOTE DEMOCRAT

Written by To The Point News
Friday, 22 August 2008

I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

I'm voting Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or four pointy headed elitist liberals need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that when the terrorists don't have to hide from us over there, they'll come over here, and I don't want to have any guns in the house to shoot them with.

(I'm so Democrat that I have a big sign on the door of my house: There are no guns in this home! That, I am quite sure, will deter criminals. I think all Democrats should be required to display this sign on their home.)

I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse.

I really wonder why anyone would ever vote Republican.



Steve </div></div>


Nice Satire Steve /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif Here's some more.......

I cheer for Republicans because i share their hatred of Homosexuals and Liberals. Greed, averice, usury, and killing in a premptive war are no longer sins, and the poor will always be with us.

The Poor and infirm are no longer blessed, but are shiftless underachievers for whom social assistence ought to be curtailed. We are compasionate Conservatives.

It's better to have half our people go without medical coverage than adopt a socialist plan, such as in Canada, which supplies superior health care at half the cost and covers everyone. The British NICE system sucks because it only approves treatments that are shown to work best. The rest of the developed world must be nuts to have socialized medicine.

The best way to improve military moral is to praise the troops in speeches, while slashing veterans benefits and combat pay. If they don't like it, when their stint is over, they can become a mercenary for Blackwater and receive 10 times the pay.

If sex education is kept out of schools, adolecence won't have sex. Premarital sex is a sin. Just tell them don't......

A good way to fight terrorism is to conquor an Arab country with lots of oil that dosn't support terrorists, and also side with Israel. The moslem Zealots will understand.

The public has a right to know about Bill's sex life, but Dick Chaney's energy planning meetings with Enron and other execs is none of our Congress's buisness.

The airwaves are no longer a public trust, because now the right of ownership comes first, so decided the Supreme Court during Reagans administration when it overturned the fair and balanced content requirement passed by Congress in the 40's. Now 5 global Corporations own the airwaves. They have an ownership right to slant the content and deliberatly lie.

Our citizens are the best informed in the world, because they watch FOX, MSN, and CNN news and listen to Rush Limbo. It was the Liberal biased press that caused the defeat of McCain and the Republican Party. St.

wolfdancer
07-02-2010, 12:41 AM
yeah numnuts...a little tit for tat, piss you off ...great!!!!
You don't seem to have any ******* qualms about picking on Gayle; following her posts with your Bubba insults.

Qtec
07-02-2010, 04:10 AM
Unless you are a millionaire you would be better off doing so.

Q

hondo
07-02-2010, 05:00 AM
Did you give thanks to Slide Rule?

pooltchr
07-02-2010, 06:21 AM
woofie...bite me!

Steve

pooltchr
07-02-2010, 06:22 AM
yes I did...and I sent him some greenies as well

Steve