Shocking news about the spill

[yaz]

$$$ (http://www.borowitzreport.com/2010/07/07/bp-says-oil-in-gulf-must-be-changed-every-six-months/)
meanwhile man gets new job, with improved benefits:
$$$$$$$ (http://www.borowitzreport.com/2010/07/09/millions-watch-rich-guy-get-new-job/)

[Qtec]

Hard to top this one. lol (http://www.borowitzreport.com/2010/06/07/tiger-at-least-i-didnt-fuck-the-entire-gulf-of-mexico/)

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[yaz]

this might do it.....Tiger Woods comments on the oil spill:
XXX-rated (http://www.borowitzreport.com/2010/06/07/tiger-at-least-i-didnt-fuck-the-entire-gulf-of-mexico/)