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LWW
06-11-2011, 09:12 AM
Have you heard that representative Anthony Weiner is running for POTUS?

He has even announced his VPOTUS nominee ... USAG Eric Holder.

It will be the Weiner - Holder ticket

LWW
06-11-2011, 01:41 PM
Sung to the tune of "I WISH I WAS AN OSCAR MEYER WEINER!"

I WISH I WAS AN-THUN-EE WEE-NERR ...

DISPLAYING MY MANHOOD IN A TWEE-EE-EET ..

CUZ IF I WAS AN-THUN-EE WEE-NERR ...

ALL THE LEFTIES WOULD BE IN LOVE WITH ME-EE-EE ...

Soflasnapper
06-11-2011, 01:43 PM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: LWW</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Sung to the tune of "I WISH I WAS AN OSCAR MEYER WEINER!"

I WISH I WAS AN-THUN-EE WEE-NERR ...

DISPLAYING MY MANHOOD IN A TWEE-EE-EET ..

CUZ IF I WAS AN-THUN-EE WEE-NERR ...

ALL THE LEFTIES WOULD BE IN LOVE WITH ME-EE-EE ... </div></div>

I'm SoflaSnapper, and I approve of this joke.

Good one! Pretty funny, considering (I'm sure uber-leftists in your view, and leaders of the party) Pelosi and Wasserman-Schulz are calling for his resignation.

LWW
06-11-2011, 01:49 PM
Today she is ... yesterday she wasn't ... tomorrow is but a promissory note.

It appears that her opinion of the Weiner depends on the crowd to which she is pontificating.

LWW
06-12-2011, 05:24 AM
"It turns out that one of the women Congressman Anthony Weiner was communicating with was a porn star. When asked how it was possible to get involved with someone in such a sleazy business, the porn star said, 'I don't know.'" óConan O'Brien

LWW
06-12-2011, 05:27 AM
"Congressman Weiner is in a lot of trouble since he tweeted those pictures. But good news for him, he just found out he'll be allowed to keep his porn name ... Anthony Weiner." óConan O'Brien

LWW
06-12-2011, 05:27 AM
"What?! The congressman had a sex scandal and had to apologize to Bill Clinton? For what?! Copyright infringement?" óJon Stewart

Soflasnapper
06-12-2011, 04:08 PM
Headline on the NY Daily News (I think it was, maybe the NY Post):

Weiner Sticks it Out!!

cushioncrawler
06-12-2011, 05:12 PM
I havnt really been watching any of this, but i am getting the idea that this weiner bizness iz about sex.
Why shood anything about sex be bad. Sex iz sex. Pix of prix iz pix of prix.
Am i missing something????
mac.

Alltho i did see where weiner denyd some stuff, ie he lied. Ok, lieing aint good. But all the same the lies were about sex pix & sex "talk".
Am i missing something????

Under
06-12-2011, 06:39 PM
If you want a joke thread, join or visit AZ Billiards and venture over to the NPR section. And on the first page you will find the thread,

"Obama is a Joke". The link takes you to page 1.

http://forums.azbilliards.com/showthread.php?t=192133

Started on 26 June of this year. It is mostly toons, but there are some decent written jokes.

To date it has 69,000+ views.

And of course a small Weiner is part of it.

Enjoy,

Under
06-12-2011, 06:42 PM
Correction 26 June of 2010.

LWW
06-12-2011, 06:48 PM
Yes and no.

What Weiner did was a 21st century version of flashing in that he was sending photos of little Tony unsolicited to unsuspecting women.

Oddly enough, our resident feminist doesn't seem at all bothered by a democrook objectifying women.

As an addendum, ih his actual name was Weiner this would not have drawn the attention it has IMHO.

LWW
06-13-2011, 01:53 AM
Study: 60% of New York voters believe that Rep. Weiner had penis planted on him by Republican operatives

LWW
06-13-2011, 01:56 AM
http://thepeoplescube.com/red/gallery/supercommissar-maksim-a34/pelosi-spot-the-difference-i2926.jpg

Qtec
06-13-2011, 07:10 AM
The biggest joke is the false outrage.

Q

LWW
06-13-2011, 08:31 AM
I haven't seen any outrage in this thread ... except you being semi outraged that it exists.

Qtec
06-13-2011, 09:03 AM
Its been non-stop on Fox for the last 2 weeks. They have even had Foley on Hannity to bash him.

How low can you go?

Q

LWW
06-13-2011, 11:32 AM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Qtec</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Its been non-stop on Fox for the last 2 weeks. They have even had Foley on Hannity to bash him.

How low can you go?

Q </div></div>

1 - How would you know since you claim you never watch Fox?

2 - From the list I found, Fox News isn't even available in the Netherlands.

3 - How did they bash him? Be specific.

4 - I can't get low enough to reach you ... does the phrase "LOWER THAN A SNAKE'S BELLY IN A WAGON RUT" sound familiar to you.

LWW
06-13-2011, 11:34 AM
I met LeBron James after the game.

I asked him if he could make change for a dollar?

He gave me seventy five cents and said he didn't have a fourth quarter

Soflasnapper
06-13-2011, 01:59 PM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: cushioncrawler</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I havnt really been watching any of this, but i am getting the idea that this weiner bizness iz about sex.
Why shood anything about sex be bad. Sex iz sex. Pix of prix iz pix of prix.
Am i missing something????
mac.

Alltho i did see where weiner denyd some stuff, ie he lied. Ok, lieing aint good. But all the same the lies were about sex pix & sex "talk".
Am i missing something?</div></div>

This 'sex scandal' is missing.... you'll never guess it... SEX! No sex, and no attempt to get the sex, except virtual sex.

Which makes it actually ok, since you've got virtue right there.

Sev
06-14-2011, 07:56 PM
Looks like a girl in my area of NY is not part of the Weiner sexting scandal.

I am trying it find out if it is a member of a family I know.

Unbelievable.

Qtec
06-17-2011, 12:41 AM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">How about a joke thread? </div></div>

All your threads are a joke.

Q

LWW
06-17-2011, 12:42 PM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Qtec</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_rqH4fUbko2U/TS3fflBSfGI/AAAAAAAASvw/DGYxNzhwMkM/s1600/troll.jpg

Q </div></div>