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LWW
06-14-2011, 06:31 AM
In the recovery act passed by 2009 by the politburo, and signed into law by the magnificent dear leader himself, were millions and millions of shovel ready jobs to be saved or created.

Now, all of us must don our doublethink caps, and tighten down your chin straps please, and get out your O-cultist secret decoder ring ... this will take some effort to get this one down comrades.

Now, I shall provide you with a synopsis of the glorious updates on the blessings bestowed upon us by "a leader that God has blessed us with at this time" (http://amerpundit.com/2008/08/18/pelosi-obama-sent-by-god-to-lead-us/) as comradette Peloski has said.

Even better, in the words of Imam Farrakhan ... when dear leader talks "the Messiah is absolutely speaking" (http://www.wnd.com/?pageId=77539) so without further ado, I bring you the updates as spoken by dear leader himself.

<span style='font-size: 14pt'>DEAR LEADER CONFIRMS HE HAS SEEN THE SHOVEL READY JOBS WITH HIS OWN EYES AS THEY APPEARED WITHIN 14 DAYS OF HIS BLESSING, AS HE PROPHESIED:</span>

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 2 May, 2009</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><span style='font-size: 11pt'>"I can say that 14 days after I signed our Recovery Act into law, we are seeing shovels hit the ground."</span>
-Dear Leader-</div></div>

<span style='font-size: 14pt'>DEAR LEADER CONFIRMS THAT SHOVEL READY JOBS DIDN'T EXIST AT ALL, JUST AS HE PROPHESIED:</span>

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 12 October, 2010</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><span style='font-size: 11pt'>“there’s no such thing as shovel-ready projects”</span>
-Dear Leader-</div></div>

<span style='font-size: 14pt'>DEAR LEADER BLAMES HIS STAFF FOR BEING CLUELESS ON THE ISSUE, AS HE PROPHESIED:</span>

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 12 October, 2010</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><span style='font-size: 11pt'>"Shovel-ready was not as ... uh .. shovel-ready as we expected."</span>
-Dear Leader-</div></div>

Now, at this point, we need a courageous O-cultist to step form ... shed their dignity ... and demand that all three statements are absolutely correct, and that anyone who disagrees is an enemy of the state!

OH DEAR! (http://www.upi.com/Top_News/2009/03/03/Obama-Shovel-ready-jobs-already-on-move/UPI-89431236123389/)

OH MY! (http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/10/13/president-obama-looks-forward-and-back/)

GOOD GOSH! (http://nation.foxnews.com/president-obama/2011/06/13/obama-jokes-jobs-council-shovel-ready-was-not-shovel-ready-we-expected)

Soflasnapper
06-14-2011, 12:25 PM
Er, quoting a JOKE, said as a joke, received as a joke, laughter erupting explosively (as your linked article says), makes your characterization of what he said, yes, itself a joke.

But you knew that, and knew it was dishonest to quote a joke as a serious statement, and went ahead anyway.

There is a sociopathic character in fiction called 'The Joker.'

Just sayin'...