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LWW
07-17-2011, 04:14 AM
McDonald's is proud to announce a new Barack Obama Happy Meal.

The way the Barack Obama Happy Meal works is quite innovative, you order whatever you want and the items are placed on your tray and the person behind you in line has to pay for it.

LWW
07-17-2011, 04:17 AM
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
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A: A fund raiser.

Sev
07-17-2011, 05:53 AM
Finally. We are getting a lot of humor on the site. /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif

LWW
07-17-2011, 06:42 AM
A sense of humor is one of the keys to happiness.

Soflasnapper
07-17-2011, 10:23 AM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: LWW</div><div class="ubbcode-body">A sense of humor is one of the keys to happiness. </div></div>

If that is so, here's hoping yours is found some day!

LWW
07-17-2011, 10:33 AM
Please cease and desist from lamely counterfeiting my zingers sir!

Why, I'd have you horse whipped if I had a horse ... and a whip.*


* Zinger stolen from Julius Henry "GROUCHO" Marx.