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08-18-2011, 03:44 PM
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon arestaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.

Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu….

+Tourist: $5.00

+Broiled Missionary: $10.00

+Fried Explorer: $15.00

+Baked Democrat: $50.

Grilled Republican: $1000.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,

“Why such a high price for the Republicans?”

The cook replied, “Have you ever tried to clean one?
They’re so full of sh!t, it takes all morning.”

Gayle in MD
08-18-2011, 03:59 PM

So true!