Sid_Vicious
08-18-2011, 03:44 PM
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon arestaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu….
+Tourist: $5.00
+Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+Fried Explorer: $15.00
+Baked Democrat: $50.
Grilled Republican: $1000.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
“Why such a high price for the Republicans?”
The cook replied, “Have you ever tried to clean one?
They’re so full of sh!t, it takes all morning.”
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu….
+Tourist: $5.00
+Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+Fried Explorer: $15.00
+Baked Democrat: $50.
Grilled Republican: $1000.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
“Why such a high price for the Republicans?”
The cook replied, “Have you ever tried to clean one?
They’re so full of sh!t, it takes all morning.”