View Full Version : Today's word is.......Sensuous ;-)

09-05-2011, 03:39 PM
A victim of public education was attending an adult education class on reading in the hope that he could better support his family if he could rise above his functional illiteracy.

The teacher stood before the class one evening and said "Today's word is 'SENSUOUS' ... can anyone use the word 'SENSUOUS' properly in a sentence?"

The poor victim of public education sprang to his feet waving his hand with pride and said "AH KIN!"

The teacher then said "Very well, please give us a statement properly using the word 'SENSUOUS' so the class might learn."

He replied "Last night my old lady Pearl went into the kitchen so I said ... honey, SENSUOUS up already could you get me a beer."

09-05-2011, 05:12 PM
Those public education jokes are always a knee-slapper, ain't they?!!?!?!

09-06-2011, 06:07 AM
Blinded by love, LWW embraces the lie like a sensuous lover. St.

09-06-2011, 07:23 AM
One of my teammates tells of hiz grandaddy who would tell a youngen at the table to stand up. The youngen would stand up, and then grandaddy would say -- while u are up, kan u get me a beer.