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Gayle in MD
10-09-2011, 12:59 PM
The United Way realized that it had never received a donation from the city's most successful Republican. So a United Way volunteer paid the Republican a visit in his lavish office.The volunteer opened the meeting by saying, 'Our researchshows that even though your annual income is over two million dollars,you don't give a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give something back to your community through the United Way ?'The Republican thinks for a minute and says, 'First, did your research also show you that my mother is dying after a long, painful illness and she has huge medical bills that are far beyond her ability to pay?'Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbles, 'Uh . . . no, I didn't know that.''Secondly,' says the Republican, 'did it show that my brother,a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair and is unable to support his wife and six children?'The stricken United Way rep begins to stammer an apology,but is cut off again.'Thirdly, did your research also show you that my sister's husband died in dreadful car accident, leaving her penniless with a mortgage and three children, one of whom is disabled and another that has learning disabilities requiring an array of private tutors?'The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, says, 'I'm so sorry, I had no idea.'And the Republican says, 'So . . . if I didn't give any money to them, what makes you think I'd give any to you.


OK, OK, so I changed a few things....


10-09-2011, 02:26 PM
Now that is really funny. At last, a Republican even I can love.

10-09-2011, 02:28 PM
I think United Way give money to Planned Parenthood and other leftist causes so no good conservative would ever contribute to them.

10-09-2011, 07:44 PM
A krappynomicyst gets a job at a diet clinic.

Patient No1. A very fat lady.
Cyst determines that she uzes twice az much toilet paper kompared to what not-fat ladys uze.
Prescribed treatment -- uze half az much toilet paper.

Patient No2. A poor out-of-work skinny malnourished bum.
Prescribed treatment -- uze more toilet paper.

10-09-2011, 11:04 PM
I was expecting a picture of Hondo.....

10-10-2011, 03:35 AM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: ugotda7</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I was expecting a picture of Hondo..... </div></div>