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LWW
10-18-2011, 08:27 AM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">A van containing President Obama's teleprompter and podium were stolen from a Virginia hotel parking lot on Monday, according to NBC12 in Richmond.
The truck was parked at the Virginia Center Commons Courtyard Marriott near Richmond before the president's scheduled Wednesday appearance in Chesterfield, the station reported. In addition to the teleprompter, $200,000 worth of audio equipment and presidential seals mounted on Obama's podium were inside the stolen vehicle.</div></div>

All efforts are being made to assure his swift recuperation.

The President commented "Well ... um ... errr ... uhhh ... hmmm ... uhhh ... well ... uhhh ... I ... uhhh ... well ... um ... have ... uhhh ... no ... ummm ... errr ... uhhh ... comment at ... uhhh ... this ... um ... uhhh ... errr ...well ... uhhh ... time ... uhhh ... God bless ... um ... that country with ... ummm ... that ... uhhh ... stripey flag thingie ..."

TOO FUNNY! (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44943479/ns/local_news-washington_dc/#.Tp2Kv0YxMlM)